Cougar Dating: Five Reasons I Love To Indulge So Much!


On very special occasions I will overindulge and when that happens I thoroughly enjoy doing one thing, cougar dating! There are many things that most single guys out there like to do but almost none of them trump dating a mature woman. That’s the case at least as far as things go for me. If I had to take a wild guess, I’d say that roughly 50% of the women that I meet on my favorite hookup app are over the age of 35. The rest of the girls are college students.

You’re probably wondering why I’m ranting and raving over dating these older women. Well, truth be told, I’m about to share all the main reasons why I love hooking up with these older ladies. Pay close attention because I’ll bet everything I have on the fact that you’ll want to bang one this week yourself if you haven’t already.

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Many Reasons I Love Cougar Dating Every Chance I Get

I could spend a full hour or two sharing all the details as to why I love going on dates with local cougars. I’ll spare you some time and share the cliff notes version of all this right now.

Great Time In The Bedroom

I’ll kick things off with the most important reason right now. I’m here to tell you that there is no other sexual experience more satisfying than having sex with a cougar. Seriously, if you have not had a chance to bang a cougar then you are missing out on one of lifes most memorable experiences.

I don’t know if it’s because they’ve had so much experience or if it’s that they have a burning desire to be great in bed. Whatever it is, lots of cougars know how to bang better than other females on this earth, plain and simple.

I Love The Lack Of Pressure

Every single time I’ve been with a cougar, it’s been somewhat of a “no pressure” type of scenario. My guess is that this is because many of them don’t have much of a care in the world in terms of problems or issues. In fact, many are divorced, financially well off and just are looking to live life to the fullest extent. Therefore, they seem to be very relaxed and chill with nothing but getting some lovin’ on their minds.

Meet and Bang

Some college girls expect so much from you even on a simple casual date. Guess what, most cougars just want to meet and bang. In fact, there are many of them that want nothing more than that. I’ve had the opportunity to indulge in fancy drinks, fine dining, and great sex with these women. I’ve done all this without having to really put forth much effort either other than getting my unit functioning properly.

Drama Llama Is Not Present

Another thing that I truly love about dating older women is that they’re pretty much completely free from drama. Having said that, on certain occasions, there can be problems. However, for the most part, it’s a drama free dating experience to the fullest extent of the meaning. Most college girls always have some sort of drama in their lives. If it’s not a boyfriend it’s some other form of drama that they have going on. With a cougar, you will not get anything of this nature.

They Take Care Of Themselves

One final reason why I really enjoy dating Cougars is that they enjoy taking care of themselves. What I mean is that some of the hottest mature women waste no time or expense when it comes to hitting the gym and even pampering in general. Sometimes if you come across the right one, she may ask you to join her during her self-respecting indulgences. For the most part, there’s nothing unattractive about this. In fact, I love that they are willing to put forth so much effort to treat their bodies well.

Now, if those are not enough reasons for you to take the leap and start doing an advanced search on the dating apps of your choice, then I don’t know what to tell you.

Guess What…Women Love Chest Hair (All The Reasons Why)


I typically write blog posts on places to go to find women, health & fitness, and even top notch casual dating tips. Today I’m doing something different. I’ll be sharing what I know about chest hair. Lol, yes you heard that right. As a man, it’s hard for many to figure out why many women love chest hair. There are some females out there that absolutely love it to no end!

Most guys prefer to be shaved and smooth, so it’s hard for us to understand why a woman would want to run her fingers tangled up in a bunch of man fur. I know, it sounds so damn creepy but let me finish first. There are quite a few things that women like about chest hair. I’m going to do my best to share the reasons why. Full disclosure, I got the scoop from one of my female friends, which is why I’m sharing it with you. If you think I’m a chest hair guru, then think again!

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Reasons Why Women Love Chest Hair So Much

Here are the main reasons why hairy men should feel fortunate to have it. I’ll keep this short and succinct as possible so that I can best cover all the main reasons. Let me kick things off by saying that chest hair has been a sign of masculinity for centuries. No bulls*** here, it’s 100% true and that’s the way that most women have felt for decades. Did you know that both sexes have a natural body scent that attracts a partner? Chest hair traps that scent and holds that smell that the ladies can’t resist. I bet you now wish you have chest hair if you don’t!

Let’s talk looking big now…This is a bit of a funny reason, but you’ll understand if you know that women like big muscles. If you don’t have the most developed muscles in your chest, hair can make you look bigger. I should also mention that many women prefer hair over a shaved or waxed chest. If you remove any hair, it should be from your back.

Now, there may come a time where you will decide to shave your chest hair. If you do decide to shave your chest, it requires a lot of maintenance to keep it from getting itchy, patchy, or stubbly. If you wax, you are in for a lot of pain that you might not be prepared for.

Many Hollywood heartthrobs have a full, hairy chest that makes women swoon. Even women who don’t normally like hair, suddenly love it when they see it on someone like Tom Selleck, Sean Connery, Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd, Hugh Jackman, Bradley Cooper, Common, and many others.

Believe it or not, women love when they see a bit of hair popping out of the top of your shirt. It doesn’t have quite the impact of cleavage, but it’s closer than you think. Again, you don’t need to believe me, just trust me on this. If you decide to talk to some ladies online, be sure to show off your hair because it’ll turn them on big time!

If you’re all about playing games then this fact may serve well for you. You need to know that many women love following that treasure trail all the way down to where it leads and you’ll be ready to go by the time she gets there.

If you’re one of the many 50 Shades of Gray fan, then you’ll appreciate hearing this. Feeling a woman tugging on your chest hair during sex might be more satisfying than you realize. If she’s a little too rough, then it might be painful but nothing that you can’t handle.

Did you know that most men sporting hair on their chest do not concern themselves with what other people think. That holds true especially when it comes to his chest hair and that type of self-assuredness is very attractive to most women. It makes some women extremely horny!

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See, you don’t have to be ashamed of your chest hair. Be proud of it. Your man fur, and the way you own it is attractive to a lot of women. A shaved chest might be more common these days, but there are still a lot of women out there who want to cuddle up to a furry chested man. Just remember. The allure of chest hair doesn’t always apply to the back. Get rid of all that back hair always.  It won’t do you any good unless you find some girl with a back hair fetish, lol.

Where Guys Go to Meet Nice Girls (That Are Horny & Willing)


Nice guys don’t always finish last. Believe it or not, there are a lot of singles out there who are not sexed up and striving to sow their wild oats with every sexual partner they can get their hands on. Many need a deeper connection before they have sex with a person. Girls like this don’t want a bad boy. They want someone who is nice and treats them well. They are looking for a relationship, rather than a hookup. Luckily, there are places you can go that will increase your chances of meeting one of these girls. Here are the best places that a nice guy can find a nice girl to well… be nice with.

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Where To Go To Meet Nice Girls (Willing To Smash)

Here is a rundown of some places that you can go to meet nice girls that are horny. Believe it or not, they’re everywhere and in certain places that you wouldn’t even think to look. Here’s a rundown of the spots…

Community Events

Go to local community events and meet girls who live around you. If you belong to a church, church functions are a great place to meet nice girls with values. Mingle and smile a lot and you’ll find her in no time. I know you’re thinking that I’m crazy right now for saying that but trust me, it’s not a bad spot to hit. These girls need sex just as much as the rest.

Socializing With Friends

Simply staying active with friends and meeting mutual friends will help you find a nice girl. If you are a fun guy and carry yourself well, you will probably have some friends actively helping you meet nice girls they know. Socializing can get a bit awkward at times, so just remember to keep the awkwardness to a minimum.

Working Out

The gym will have a mixture of girls that are nice and ones that are not so nice. It’s all about being yourself and interacting with girls instead of trying to pick them up. You’ll probably make a friendly connection before it turns romantic. I’ll be brutally honest with you, picking up women at the gym is my favorite thing to do. Most of them are so nice and horny, getting them to bang is fool proof!

Coffee Shops or Healthy Juice Bars

These places have a mixture of girls as well. You can usually spot the nice girls by what they’re doing there. If she’s smacking gum and texting, she might not be for you. If she’s reading a novel or just relaxing, she has potential.

Bookstores or Local Public Libraries

A lot of nice girls love to read. You will often find them shopping for books for long periods of time, giving you plenty of time to make a connection. Libraries are good for the same reason, but some will be school girls.

Charity Gatherings

Another way to increase your chances of meeting a nice girl is volunteering and taking the time to do something selfless for the community. Well, doing it to meet girls might be a bit selfish, but at least you’re making a positive contribution.

Learn a Skill

Go to a local dance class, art class, creative writing class, book club, or something like that. Choose something you love to do and you will enjoy yourself while you look for a girl to connect with.

Walk For A Cause

Look for some type of walk or light run for charity. Choose something you can handle without passing out and have fun, meet new people, raise money for a good cause, and meet a nice girl in the process.

Pub Crawl

This might be my favorite one because it involves alcohol. Girls get horny and loose when they drink. Many of them will bang a stranger if they want it bad enough. Hit a local pub crawl and you’ll likely run into some local girl looking to meet people and get dicked!

That’s all I’ve got for you in terms of local places to meet nice girls if you want to hook up with them. Do yourself a favor and log onto the Uberhorny app while at these locations. It will definitely increase your chances of getting laid for sure!

How To Wear Cologne For Optimal Dating Success


This is a sensitive and smelly subject that I just must cover today. It’s one of these topics that stinks, but we can’t get away from it. Okay, I’m talking about cologne and yes, the puns will stop from here on out!

Have you ever been walking down the street and pass a guy with a strong smell that almost knocked you down? Not because of body odor, but because he got a little carried away with the cologne. I’ve got some simple advice for you there. Just don’t be that guy. Cologne is meant to be an accent to your natural smell. It’s not supposed to overpower everything around you and literally burn the damn nose hairs of everyone who comes within five feet of you.

If your friends were honest, they would tell you to cut back and learn how to use cologne the right way. Good new is that I’m going to tell you what to do and how to do it when it comes to this cologne nonsense. There are many things that women find attractive and a guy with too strong of a scent isn’t one of them!

Wearing Cologne 101 For Guys

Everything You Need To Know About Wearing Cologne The Right Way

Cologne can do a lot for you if you apply it properly and use it in moderation. The scents of some colognes can trigger the senses of a potential bang buddy and give you an advantage in hooking up, especially when using dating websites like this one. Too much of any will only result in giving everyone the incentive to get as far away from you as possible.

The only thing worse than too much cologne is a mixture of multiple scents. Many guys have their regimen of dousing themselves with multiple products creating a pungent stench that reeks of trying too hard. Before you go overboard; check out this guide to putting it on the right way.

Less Is More

Always remember that it’s better to wear too little cologne than too much. If you feel the need to increase the amount of cologne you put on, do so a little at a time. It’s important to know that if your skin is oily, the scent will last longer. If your skin is dry, you may need to add more in the middle of the day, but don’t overapply.

Put Cologne On Directly After Showering

To get the purest and longest lasting smell out of your cologne, put it on after you get out of the shower. It will soak into your pores better to help it last longer.

Don’t Let It Get Stale

Don’t get attached to one specific type of scent, no matter how good it is. Change it up and find 2 or 3 more that you like. You can actually change things up with your mood, the weather, or the place you’re going. It makes more of a difference than one may think.

Think Before You Combine Scents

Before you decide on a fragrance, think about how it’s going to mix with your other man grooming products. It could clash with your deodorant or aftershave.

Better Nutrition For A Better Smell

Smelling good isn’t just about what men’s fragrance you put on. Eat nutritious foods and your natural smell will be better and mix with the scent for optimum results. Be sure not to eat anything spicy, vinegary, or garlicky before you go out.

Trust me when I say that the way you smell and the things that you do in terms of treating your body definitely matter a ton. It matters even more so if you’re looking to attract and make girls horny enough to want to bang. You don’t want to scare them away with your scent, do you?

How To Sext Your Way To Sexcess


Okay, so I’m sure you’ve heard some people try and tell you what to do when it comes to sending sext messages. Well, I’m here to set the record straight once and for all. Most people haven’t got a clue what they’re doing when it comes to this stuff. It takes lots of talent and a witty sense of humor. You’ve got to be quick on your feet or you’re bound to blow your chances of reaching peak “sex-cess!” I know, I sound like a tool, but it’s all part of the learning experience. I’m going to share everything that I know about sending sext messages in hopes of improving your sex life.

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How To Sext (The Rules To Do It The Way)

I’m going to kick things off here providing a full understanding of proper phone setup. If you’re using an iPhone, then you’ve got to get read of that read receipt for starters. You’ve also got to not start typing until you know what you’re going to say and respond with.

The three bubble iMessage waiting period is enough to ruin the entire conversation if replying takes too long. Here are a few things that you must understand if you’re sending sext messages in hopes of making someone horny enough to wanna smash.

#1 No Faces

The first thing you need to understand is that sext messages never include the use of a face shot. This is way too risky, especially if you’re passing genital shots back and forth. One minute you’re both getting off to each other’s privates, the next their sharing it with their friends and your face is on every social media site known to man. It a permanent thing, so don’t do it!

#2 Keep It In The Now

Sexting is all about “The now” and being in the moment. The second that you start sending photos of you months ago or somewhere else, you’ll totally blown it dude. Successful sext messages require you in the now and nothing more. I’m telling you that if you send that old photo of you last year ina bathing suit on vacation, you’re not going to turn anyone on.

3# Don’t Offer Dick Pics Unless Asked

If you’re getting your johnson hard to send over a nice dick pic and it wasn’t requested, then you’re doing it all wrong. Some girls hate these types of pics and they actually get grossed out about it. The idea of you being able to sext someone give them the ability to use their imagination is all part of the process.

#4 Bad English Isn’t Acceptable

When sexting with someone, be sure to keep things on the decriptive side and use proper English if possible. The short text language is a turn off for most and it can send mixed signals, like you’re not really into them.

#5 Have A Plan

You’ve got to have a plan in place if you want to succesfully sext someone and make them want to have sex with you. Going in blind and initiating a sext message can definitely backfire and have serious repurcussions. Be smart and have a plan.

#6 Use An App

If you want to protect yourself even more, then I suggest you use an app to communicate with them. It’s more secure, not directly tied to you and easier in general. I always suggest that people using this app here if they’re going to try anything at all.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for you in terms of sending the perfect sext message to kick things off. Do it right and you’ll eventually get laid.

Learning To Take A Proper Dick Pic


Oh, today’s update is one for all those guys that love taking snapshots of their johnson aka willy, ding dong, root and whatever else you want to call it. One of the sometimes-disturbing trends that have risen out of modern technology is dick pics.

Texting has become our preferred way of communicating. We can easily and instantly send messages, pictures, and even video. I send each of those daily, especially when I’m logged into my Uberhorny app. The spike in text messaging aka sexting has prompted a lot of guys to cut to the chase, so to speak, and send a pic of their dick.

Many guys abuse the dick pic trend and either take them wrong or they send them to women who don’t want them. It frequently is ineffective and downright disastrous when done wrong. However, you can still be successful at it if you do it properly.

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How To Take A Dick Pic That Will Turn Her On

Now, I’m no expert photographer but I’ve gotten some nice feedback from many girls that I’ve shared my “jimmy” with via photo. Many of them wanted more than an image and they got what they deserved.

I’ll start by helping correct what you might be doing wrong first. Once I cover that, I’ll then go into what you should be doing. You’ll soon be a semi-pro dick pic photographer!

But first, you must first learn what not to do. Then you will better understand the right thing to do to turn a girl on with a penis pic.

Here’s What You Absolutely Must Refrain From Doing

Do not take a picture of your dick next to an object for scale. The purpose of a dick pic is not to show your size. Taking a picture with your dick next to an object to show its girth is tacky and immature.

Do not try to take the picture at an angle to make your dick look bigger. This is even worse than taking a picture of your dick next to an object. Trying to make your dick look bigger is desperate and sad.

Do not try to get too creative or complicated. She probably does not want to see an art piece with your dick as a focal point. If it looks like you spent too much time on it, you will look pretty lame.

Do not take a pic so close that your dick fills the frame. No one wants to receive a picture of a huge blob of skin and hair. Zoom out a little bit and make it look attractive. Unless it’s ugly as ever in which case you shouldn’t take it at all.

Do not send a dick pic unless you know she would appreciate it. This is probably the most important thing to avoid. Don’t send a dick pic to a girl you just met or to one you know is a little conservative. If her dating profile screams conservative tight ass (not physically), then you best run for the hills. Find some nasty horny girl to mingle with instead. She’ll freely accept any and all dong photos sent her way, ha!

Here’s What You Should Do

Leave your hands in the shot. This is the best way to show scale without looking desperate. Either hold your dick with your hand or leave it hovering somewhere in the shot.

Make sure the pic has decent lighting and background. It’s a struggle to take an attractive dick pic as it is. Make sure you have proper lighting to show skin color and a background free of clutter.

Zoom out so you can see more than just your dick. Include some of the rest of your body in your dick pic. Your dick simply does not look as good in a picture otherwise.

Make sure the timing is right. Send the dick pic when you and the girl are feeling playful and flirty and it should probably follow a particularly flirty conversation with dirty talk.

These tips should have horny girls messaging you back almost immediately if you’re well-endowed enough for them. That’s something that I can’t help you with. The rest is in your hands, literally!

Quickly Determine If A Woman Wants To Bang


I’m sure it goes without saying that you’d like to be able to determine whether or not a woman is interested in banging as quickly as possible. If you use an online dating site to hook up, you want to find women who will give it up as fast as possible so you can quickly move on to the next one. Nothing wrong with that at all. If you are a single man like myself, then you want to hook up with as many women as possible before you settle down. If you are a married man looking to cheat, you want to hook up with a woman as fast as possible because you don’t have the time or desire for romance.

Simple Signs She Wants To Bang

Now, if you are a married man looking to cheat, you want to hook up with a woman as fast as possible because you don’t have the time or desire for romance.  No matter what your reason is for finding sex quickly, you need to be able to pick up on it asap. One of the most important parts of knowing when a woman wants to have sex is knowing when to recognize that she’s not interested. Here are some definite signs that she does not want to have sex with you, followed by signs that she does.

I know, I sound like a complete pessimist today but it’s important to know what to look for so that you can optimize your time wisely.

Determining If A Woman Wants To Bang You (The Quickest Way Possible)

These are all ways that you can quickly determine if a woman wants to bang you tonight. Please be sure to pay close attention to each as they’re all signs to be on the lookout for. Sometimes those signs are ones that will help you make better decisions in the long run.

She definitely does NOT want to have sex with you if…. 

She doesn’t bother to compliment you or encourage you. Most women that wanna bang give compliments. If you’re not getting any then move on fast.

She says that she doesn’t want to meet anyone in person until she has had a chance to become familiar with them online first. This one is total bullshit if you ask me. I get it, we all want to get to know each other, but enough is enough.

She doesn’t bother to ask when you are free. Nor does make the effort to tell you when she is free either. This is a tell tale sign that this girl is on the hunt for other D and not yours.

She cares more about finding out personal details about you than she does flirting with you. I can’t stand this about some women. They just want to gossip when all I want to do is get in them guts! LOL

She plays hard to get and will not give you her number. If it’s that tough then you need to move on. Hit the next button fast or swipe left.

Her flirting never escalates and she doesn’t respond well to you flirting with her. If a girl isn’t flirting

Every time you mention meeting her in person, she changes the subject. When someone wants to bang, they’ll do just about anything necessary to make that happen. When they won’t even meet you in person, then you need to be sketched out by that for sure.

She definitely wants to have sex right away if…

She is constantly complimenting and encouraging you to flirt. This doesn’t have to be direct but even indirectly you should “make note” of it.

She starts mentioning things that she wants to do when you get together as if it’s already a given. That tells me that you’re on the right path to pound town success.

She asks you what your plans are for the weekend and makes it a point to let you know that she does not have any plans. Most girls have plans and they have them lined up weeks in advance. When a girl acts as if she has no plans, it’s the perfect opportunity for you to make a move.

She doesn’t ask a whole lot of personal questions. She seems more interested in having fun and flirting with you. I love this about girls. They’ll act happy go lucky without knowing anything personal about you. They may not even care if you have a wife or girlfriend, that’s how bad they wanna bang you.

She gladly gives you her phone number as if she was waiting for you to ask for it. Now, this doesn’t necessarily mean she’s DTF but it’s a good sign that she is somewhat into you.

She flirts with you a lot and she will sometimes go a little overboard and get giggly. She responds extremely well anytime you flirt with her as well A great sign that you’re on your way to hooking up with her.

Okay, so although some of those may seem pretty like they’re common sense, they matter and you must take not of them. I’ve had more luck taking action at the right time and knowing when to fold my cards than anything else. You will too, trust me on that.

3 Ways to Fight Ed Without Medication


Erectile dysfunction can affect anyone.  It’s just something that can happen naturally to any man who is looking to be horny.

So what natural type of things can be done to help fight “ED” without taking drugs?

We talked about horny goat weed and ED right here.  But are there existing supplements or natural type of foods or even exercises that can be done to fight off this nasty side effect that some people get?

Well, I did some homework on it, and did a lot of soul searching, and sure enough, found out some information.  Some good, some bad, but at the end of the day, YES, there is some stuff out there that actually works.

1.  Panax ginseng

This is also referred to as the herbal viagra.  It has a lot of credible research behind the product.  You can see on most websites that dosages vary from 600 to 1,000 milligrams of three times daily medication.  The studies suggest this does work.

2.  Rhodiola rosea

A smaller study spoke about how this one could also assist with ED.  26 out of 35 males were provided with 150 to 200 mg per day for a period of three months of the year.  What they experienced was a better function sexually.  This herb has studies behind it that improves energy while reducing fatigue.  They are looking to do more studies to show that it’s entirely safe.

3.  DHEA

Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA) is produced by your adrenal glands and it’ a natural hormone found in your body.  Made from wild yam and soy, it’s a dietary supplement.  There was a study done by the Massachusetts male aging study, which is a name for this “famous” study, and men were ED had lower levels of DHEA.  When they were given DHEA, their levels went up.  Half of the men in the test received a placebo and half didn’t.  Guess what?  The ones with the DHEA were more able to get an erection and keep it.  Imagine that.

The science is here.  Not just any dick pill will keep your boner hard.  These things are proven to work, so use them with confidence next time you set out to score and want to avoid whiskey dick.  I don’t mess around with my home work here, and I took some time to research all this for you gents, so please don’t take this lightly.  I’m just trying to help!