Jenna Shea Review: #1 Instagram Escort & Pro Model of 2017

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Have you ever hired a girl to hang out with you? Let me rephrase that question, have you ever spent time with a girl, bought her things, paid for her drinks and maybe let her keep the change? Did you have sex with her? Maybe in a nice hotel that you booked? Well, then paying for a night with Jenna Shea shouldn’t bother you either! Now, for those living under a rock, you likely haven’t got a clue who the heck Jenna Shea is and why I’m praising her today.

If I had to describe her in one word I would say she’s FLAWLESS.

Seriously, this girl is the most incredible professional call girl aka escort on the face of this earth, and while I’m not a believer in using sites like Backpage, Eros, and Craigslist I do believe in calling her!

Seriously though, all you have to do is a few simple searches on the Internet for “Jenna Shea Tumblr” or “Jenna Shea Instagram” and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Jenna is more popular than most girls will ever be and she’s earned all that praise by working her booty and twerking her way to the top.

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I Truly Love Social Media Star Jenna Shea

It doesn’t matter what else is on your wish list when you have Jenna Shea on it. She’s the only thing that you’ll ever need to be the happiest person in the world. By that I mean, if you’re able to tap that, then you’ve done more than most men out there.

This girl knows exactly what every man out there likes and she delivers. Her body is breathtakingly banging! It’s shaped to provide pleasure in the very best ways possible. She’s been seen on the arms of the rich and famous from basketball players to NFL players, and even some crazy rappers too.

If you’re an economics guy, then you know supply and demand are what it’s all about. She’s always in extremely high demand because she’s more than worth it, especially if you’ve got tons of cash.

Her Body Is Incredible

She’s got a body that most men only dream of touching, and it’s always on display for anyone who cares to take a long look at it. What I mean by that is that Jenna flaunts herself on Tumblr and Instagram all day long. If you’re horny, then head on over to her social profiles and you’ll know what I’m talking about.

If you like a big ass, then she’s got one of the finest that you’ll ever lay eyes on. Unlike most women, though, she’s got more than one asset to please your eyes. Jenna Shea has got the nicest rack which she proudly displays all the time. You can see it all online before you decide to take it upon yourself to get an appointment with her. Like I said, just browse the web and you’ll get a taste of what I’m talking about.

Any time spent with her will be some of the best of your life. You’ll never look back once you hire here. I’ve had friends tell me that they’d pay thousands to be with her. That’s how good she is.

The problem is that she’s insanely expensive. If you want to have sex with Jenna then you’re going to have to pay for it. The good news is that there are plenty of hot girls on adult dating sites like Uberhorny that look almost identical to Jenna. The best part, you don’t have to pay to bang these girls.

Assuming your willing to spend the cash, being with her is a great opportunity. Honestly, she’s the best at what she does and I’ve got to recommend checking her out if you’re up for the challenge. While I typically don’t approve of paying for these things, Jenna is a whole other story.

She doesn’t come cheap, but that’s because she knows that she’s worth every penny. After the years that she’s spent finely honing her skills, she knows that she’ll be the very best that you’ve ever had. She has plenty of experience, that’s a fact.

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Assuming you meet up with Jenna, I can promise you that she will never hold back when it comes to giving you what you want. She’s legit AF and that’s what makes her one of the best around. You might be able to find others who look like her, and if you don’t have the cash then take that route. But if you do, then by all means necessary, I’d spend it!

What really sets Jenna apart is that she’s always looking to party. She stays out on the scene and doesn’t live a boring life. Jenna enjoys everything. She may seem like something only the elite can enjoy, but as long as you can foot the bill, then you’ll be able to enjoy every second of it for yourself.

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Again, I’m not promoting paying girls to have sex with you. But I will say that taking a look at the Jenna Shea Instagram is enough to make you want to bang her, trust me.

The Ultimate Christmas Gift: Dick In A Box For Your Fling

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If you don’t know who I am, then you probably have no idea about the lifestyle that I live. I’ll have you know that I spend countless hours throughout the day trying to connect with horny local girls. Guess what, even Christmas doesn’t stop me from doing just that! However, I like to bring something special to each and every girl that I meet around Christmas time. I give them a dick in the box for Christmas!

That’s right! I seriously do it and I’m going to tell you all the reasons why right now.

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For starters, I’ll tell you that it’s the best damn gift idea ever and that most girls absolutely love receiving this gift. I’ve legit connected with some girls on the Uberhorny mobile app and told them that I had a special big box with a suprise in it and a few of them took the bait!

They ended up coming over my place and I added a few notches to my belt if you know what I mean. Now, you can’t just go around flashing your dick to some stranger asking them to open the box.

DON’T DO THAT!

If you do you’ll get yourself arrested. There’s an extra special approach that I take in order to successfully connect with these girls. I’ll lay the foundation for you today so you know exactly what needs to be done here.

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First you must find girls willing to do a gift exchange with you. I typically log into Uberhorny.com and just message girls asking if they want to do some sort of secret santa swap. I keep the price limit to a low $10.00 or less so they know it’s just for fun.

Once established, I head to the local Walgreens or CVS and purchase a box, wrapping paper and some tape. All you have to do is wrap the box, cut a hole in it big enough for your dick and put your dick in the hole.

When the girl goes to open the box, she’ll be pleasantly surprised to find your dick!

If she’s not overly excited about this gag gift (pun intended) then she’s going to think it’s hilarious at the very least. Which is why you’ll almost get laid gauranteed if you play your cards right.

Yes, it’s by far the ultimate gift to give to some naughty girl in your local area looking to get nasty for the night. If it works for me, it’ll work for you as well. Assuming you can’t find a fling, then reach out to me personally. I’ll help you find someone to have sex with personally!

Before I go, I guess I should share some of history of the “dick in a box” concept. If you’ve never seen Saturday Night Live aka SNL, then you wouldn’t know what I’m talking about. There was an episode that took place featuring Justin Timberlake and it was about him giving a box with his junk in it to some girl for Christmas. The skit was the funniest I’d ever seen and that’s what inspired me to do this.

Need some holiday dating tips, read this article here. That should help boost your chances of getting lucky too. Good luck!

Hooking Up With College Girls On Thanksgiving Break

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If you’re a college student, then you know just how incredible college really is but, what’s even more fun, is coming home from college! I can’t tell you how bad I would love to be a college student again coming home for that Thanksgiving weekend break.

It is pretty much the “most ideal” time to hook up with some hot college girls that have gone off and had their way with random dudes at school. Chances are the girls are back in town and they’re wanting to floss their bedroom skills.

Yes, you heard that right! They’ve got skills in the bedroom and they want YOU to see what they can do.

I’ve been able to “seal the deal” in the past with these horny college girls and I’ve helped quite a few people do the same lately. If you’re interested in meeting these girls, getting lucky and possibly banging a few horny college hotties then you need to keep reading.

But first, let me tell you why this works…

1. These girls get a bit of an attitude when they leave and they think they’re awesome. Let them think that, it works to your advantage.

2. They experiment and some go from innocent to slutty in a matter of months. That’s great news for you because now they are “loose” and willing to bang.

3. Many of the girls tend to drink more and be more experimental. This is something that I love about these college newbies. They are not afraid to do new things, including multiple sex partners at once.

Okay, now that I got that out of the way, here’s what you need to remember if you want to hookup with returning college girls this Thanksgiving holiday week.

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Thanksgiving Sex Tips For Casual Fun

These are the exact steps that I take when I want to meet and bang some naughty local college girl in my hometown.

Log In Before Anything

First thing is first, get logged into Uberhorny. You’ll want to log into both Uberhorny and Facebook as well as Instagram. The reason I say all of these social media accounts is because you want to get an idea as to what girls are back in town. Once logged in (and at the beginning of the week) start connecting with girls by messaging them. Send soft touches asking if they’re planning on going out the night before Thanksgiving. This always helps me connect better with people back in town. It’s a reason to connect with them too.

Have A Plan

Once you learn of the girls that are going out, do a cross-reference checking to see if any of them are members of Uberhorny. Assuming that they are, then you are in luck, my friend! This works in your favor because it puts you on the map and sets the tone for the connection. You will want to conveniently message or send them a wink letting them know you see them. Something that kind of softly lets them know that you’re a member of Uberhorny as well.

This means that they are using a sex network to meet and bang, which is a huge plus for you, my friend! Don’t tell anyone about this, but keep communicating through UH instead of any other social platform.

The Night Before Thanksgiving

On the night before Thanksgiving, you’re going to want to be ready to hit the bar early and often. You will also want to make sure that you’re logged into your dating profile so that these people see that you mean business.

The girls will log into the network and see that you’re at the bar and on the hunt for some naughty fun. All this seems like a lot of work but trust me, it’s well worth the time and effort.

Eventually, you’ll end up hooking up with some hot college girl. Most likely, it’s one that’s been gaining experience banging dudes all semester long. You reap the rewards of all that hard work.

Now that’s something to be thankful for buddy!

Adult Friend Rules I Live And Die By

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I’ve got a few rules that I live and die by when it comes to taking on a new adult friend. While many of them out there don’t like my lifestyle, I’ve got some rules if you want to be friends with me.

In other words, I only hang with a few people and those that I do hang with need to abide by my rules. Sounds childish, I know but I promise it’s not at all. Instead, it just ups my chances of getting laid in a serious way. Here are the rules that I follow and I guess “live by” in a way when it comes to life in general.

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My Personal Adult Friend Rules To Live By

Here are the rules that you should consider assuming that you’re going to live my way. I know that not everyone is like me and I’m not telling you that you should change if these rules don’t sound appealing to you. It’s just how I do things and for the reasons laid out below.

Don’t Drunk Dial (Especially Ex’s) – Rule 1

My first rule when it comes to any adult friend is that I will not drunk dial them. If I find myself getting that sloshed, then I tuck my phone away. The only way that I’ll ever communicate with anyone drunk is via a sex dating network. The reason I do that is to prevent any slip-ups from occurring. I don’t need to be hitting up a long time ex or anything of that nature. Doing that will make me look like a total asshole.

Friends Must Be Hot – Rule 2

I only want to be friends with you if you’re hot. Assuming that you’re attractive then that’s a good start. Now, the same goes for same-sex adult friends. I don’t like to hang around with dudes that chicks don’t think are good looking. Doing so only brings me down a notch and it certainly doesn’t help me get laid any quicker.

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Adult Friends Must Be Single – Rule 3

I am not trying to meet up with someone new that’s tied down. Uh oh, no way! I know where that leads to and typically it’s just me being the third wheel or being set up with some desperate ugly friend that needs a date. I don’t need a pity party or date, not when I have my favorite dating app.

No Cute Emoji Messaging – Rule 4

If we’re going to be bang buddies, then lets bang and keep it strictly at banging. I don’t need you sending me any heart emojis or anything of that nature. Honestly, if I could completely disable emojis entirely I would. In my world, adult friends hookup, they don’t send cute and cuddly emojis to one another.

Be Open To Booty Calls – Rule 5

While I don’t drunk dial, I will place the occasional Netflix and chill booty call at times. When this happens, I expect the person to be DTF assuming they don’t have too much going on. In the event that I place three booty calls and get passed up, our “adult friendship” is over. Sure we can be friends but we will not be banging anytime soon.

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a new adult friend to connect with, then you should think about using a casual sex network. That’s the best way to make things happen and connect with new friends.

Instagram Dating Rules You Must Follow

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Believe it or not, there are rules to dating especially when you’re doing it on Instagram. This whole Instagram Live has sparked a new rage of connecting to hook up and people are doing it all wrong. For starters, what I can tell you is so many people are getting banned left and right using this social platform as a dating service. They don’t realize just how awful it really is in comparison to services like the one I prefer.

That said, sometimes you just can’t change the stripes on a zebra. Which is one of the main reasons why I’m giving you some pointers here if you’re truly down to meet, mingle, and maybe bang on Instagram.

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Rules For Casually Dating Girls On Instagram

These are non-negotiable rules if you want to succeed and be successful with Internet dating. It’s not common for people to excel and succeed on IG when it comes to sex but if you take my advice and follow these rules, you’ll be far better off if you do.

Stay Within 100 Miles

The first thing you want to do is stop wasting your time reaching out to people not within 100 miles of you. In fact, I’d like to tighten that radius up a bit and say 50 miles MAX. Why? Because you want to connect with people willing to meet up with you. No one is driving three hours just to bang.

Focus On Interests

If you’re smart, you’ll focus on girls that have similar interests to yours. That way you have something in common that connects you with one another. I like to focus on girls that like outdoor activities like hiking and biking. I’m a granola at heart so it makes it easier to connect if we share the same interests.

Never Compliment On Looks Publically

If you want to lose them faster than ever before, then compliment them in public on their looks. This will be the first and last chance you get if you do that. Girls want guys like us to put forth more of an effort. Commenting on how someone looks or their short dress or heels isn’t going to help you get laid.

Don’t Creep On Every Post

Creeps get banned, simple as that. So if you think you’re being kind of creepy, then chances are that you most definitely are doing just that and then some. Don’t cross the line because creepsters get banned and that’s how that goes!

Never Send Dick Pics

This is an uber important rule. You must NEVER and I repeat NEVER send a dick pic via Instagram. If you do, I can promise you that you’ll end up getting banned. They have moderators that manage photos and look out for these types of things. So do yourself a favor and stay far away from those shots.

Start A DM

You need to casually send a direct message to the girl you want to hook up with. Let them know how you come in contact with them, what you like about them and why you think the two of you should meet up. If you do this right and she’s into it, then you’ll end up having a nice conversation and eventually meet up.

Be Prepared For Failure

It doesn’t always go according to plan. What I mean by that is you’ve got to be prepared for failure. If you’re not, then you’re going to find yourself losing confidence very quickly. When girls diss you or pass up on things, you move on.

Show Confidence And Wealth

Being confident and appearing wealthy is a turn on to women. No one wants to date a poor loser with low self-esteem and zero confidence. Don’t even think about doing that because it’s not going to help.

Those are my main rules for dating on Instagram. If you were smart, you’d spend less time using this social network and more time on a site that’s dedicated to hooking people up just for sex. I suggest trying this before anything else.

What Is Ghosting In Terms Of Dating?

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If you’ve never heard the term “ghosting” then consider yourself lucky. It’s a good sign that you haven’t had to deal with that type of situation just yet. If you’ve not had to deal with this type of thing, they honestly, you’re one in a million. I can count on my hands and feet all the people that I know who have had issues with meeting people and them ghosting them soon after.

If you feel completely in the dark on this topic, I’ll shed some light on it for you. The definition of ghosting couldn’t be any clearer. I’ll share my personal definition of the act, what you can do to prevent it from occurring and why knowing about it makes a difference.

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The Dating Definition of “Ghosting”

For those that like the dictionary, you want to know what the term means. That being the case, I’ll tell you. The act of ghosting is defined as follows…Ddating someone and fading away from them without any communication or giving them any indication that it’s about to occur. This type of thing can be abrupt and bothersome for those on the crappy end of the stick.

Getting ghosted typically means that you’ve done something in order to cause that to happen. From my experiences, I can tell you that the reasons typically fall under one of the following categories:

Too Clingy

If you’re becoming the type that acts a bit clingy in a sense, it can really wreak havoc on your relationship. I’ve seen friends start to get clingy with some horny hookup that they landed and it totally ruined a good thing that they had. My advice to those getting clingy is to but that behavior out right this minute!

Too Many Questions

If you start asking the wrong questions (especially in an assumed casual relationship) then you’re eventually going to get ousted. That’s exactly how that works people! Asking the wrong questions or too many damn questions can really cause just about anyone to want to “ghost” you. This almost always plays out like this especially if you start kicking around terms like “serious” and “exclusive” or “where’s this going” so stay away from those terms when possible.

They Found Someone Better

When using casual dating networks like the one I use, there are times where the person you are dating just finds someone that they like better than you. Don’t get jealous, mad, or angry. That’s the nature and for all intents and purposes, the beauty of these types of sites! It happens and that’s life, the good news is that you’ve got people to reach out to within the network that might want to hook up with you.

You Got Annoying

Ghosting is very common when people start to get really annoyed with others. They cannot stand the fact that someone has completely taken over their phone and social life. Some people get annoying AF. It’s one of those things that becomes a brutal thing to have to deal with. That’s part of the reason why so many people just dip out!

If you want to avoid being ghosted, then you need to simply avoid doing all the things that I’ve just mentioned. Assuming that you can do that, then you’re golden and you might actually manage to keep hooking up. One thing that’s certain is that if you don’t join this, then you’ll likely never get laid regardless of how annoying you are.

Easysex.com Review: The Free Lifetime Access Scam I Uncovered

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I’ve seen my share of websites over the years. Many of the dating networks that I’ve joined just do not deliver. I’m not sure if it’s that they care more about money versus consumers or if some of these sites just do not care at all about anything. Very few have been as successful as Uberhorny. One site that comes to mind that I’ll never recommend is Easysex. When I came across Easysex.com, I thought that it had huge potential. However, I quickly learned that this wasn’t the case at all. Having spent about two weeks analyzing and investigating the Easy Sex, I came to the conclusion that it was about as deceitful as they get.

Now, I don’t want you to sit here and just take my word for it. That would be foolish for you to do. Instead, you’ve got to check out the hard facts that I’ve shared below with you and millions of others within the online dating community. If you’re looking to join a casual sex network, this isn’t the one for you. Find out why in my personal review…

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My Easysex Network Review Exposes The Truth

I start by saying that I think it’s an absolute disgrace when any site uses fake profiles or virtual profiles within their member’s area. I do not care if a site is totally free if they incorporate profiles that are fake, then, in my opinion, the dating service is completely fake as well.

The reason that I bring this up is due to the fact that Easysex incorporates “Online Regents” within their member’s area. These are nothing more than virtual profiles scattered throughout the private network.

Let’s assume that you foolishly register for this site. When you do, you’ll end up seeing a bunch of profiles that have been named as “Online Regents.” When you attempt to communicate with these fake users, nothing ever comes of it. If you do, you’ll be literally communicating with 100% fake profiles that will never lead to you getting laid. The fake profiles are simply a part of the network to make the site look more abundant in members. The joke is on you though. Virtual members will never have sex with you, so it’s not as easy as it sounds I guess. The thing that really pisses me off about Easysex.com is that they share all this information within the terms and conditions page. No one reads that stuff, you and I both know it. I felt like I had been catfished once I joined this site.

Another thing that I was able to uncover while testing this site out was the fact that they send fake messages to users. The stupid “Online Regents” send fake email messages to real users in order to make it look like real females are sending the messages. The problem with this is that you cannot read or reply to the messages until you join and upgrade your membership status.

They just want a credit card, period. 

All they want is your credit card to bill your card over and over each month until you call and cancel. You need to be on the lookout for Easysex Online Regents that send photos, messages, enticing requests and more. They do this to keep you entertained and for no other reason at all. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had some crazy computer algorithm out there that knew exactly what emails you open and what to follow up with and when. That’s how slick these guys are here.

The same goes for the chat messages. All those instant messages that you’ll be receiving are fake. What, you thought some girl thought your half ass profile was hot enough to reach out to meet you in person? I mean, come on, for goodness sake do not be a sheep, please! The chat instant messages are no different from the email marketing messages. Again, they get away with this because it’s posted in the site terms of use.

Now, this thing that I discovered about the EasySex site really pissed me off. It has to do with the marketing. When you join, you’ll quickly realize that they offer a $0.00 free lifetime membership opportunity. The site validates your credit card and they promise that you’ll have free access for life.

Well, you must have forgotten to read the small print! Once you join and submit your credit card information, they quickly enroll you into a VIP platinum status membership. Don’t get too excited because this is going to cost you a lot of money.

Unless you cancel within 24 hours of joining, your credit card is billed $49.95 monthly. They continue to bill you each month until you cancel the membership. That’s not all though, they also enroll you into another shady membership site which is for a site called HDSchoolgirlz.com. This bills roughly $39.95 monthly until it’s canceled as well. As you can see, this is nothing but a complete scam and there’s no way that this is going to get you laid. Trust me, chatting with fake users and watching porn isn’t going to help anything.

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Do you want to cancel?

If you joined the site already and you want your money back, all you need to do is email support@easysex.com and they’ll be able to help you I think. Let them know that you’ll be calling your bank if the charge doesn’t get resolved. That should help clear things up pretty quickly!

The bottom line here is quite simple. Easysex is a huge waste of time and money. They try and take users for a ride by offering a free lifetime membership only to scam them for months on end once verified. It’s a classic shady dating operation at best. Do yourself a huge favor and stay far away from this website. Instead, give Uberhorny.com a try. It just might change your life completely.

How To Spot And Avoid Becoming A Catfished Victim

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Among the many horny singles within society are those that are simply catfishing people. I hate to say it but they’re out there and you’ve got to know what to do in order to avoid the issue. If you have been catfished, then you know exactly what I’m talking about here.

It’s one of those moments in life when you feel totally defeated. Sometimes it makes you want to curl up in a ball in the shower and cry, no lie. This type of thing is so damn popular that they even made a show about it. The Catfish MTV show features people that have had run-ins with shady liars and scammers from all over the Internet. You should check it out if you’ve not seen it as of yet.

The good news is that you can easily avoid this type of thing if you know what to look for. Which is exactly why I’m going to share my personal thoughts on all this and how I go about detecting these types of fake people trolling the Internet daily.

But before I get started:

You need to understand that Uberhorny does not have any catfish profiles within the network. The reason they avoid this is due to the top-notch support team monitoring users. They sniff out the fakes and cancel their accounts within seconds of registering. That’s how slick this company is and how on top of things they really are. Now, back to what I was saying…

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How To Avoid Getting Catfished

There are a few things that you need to be on the lookout for if you want to avoid getting catfished completely. Make no mistake about it, everyone eventually has to deal with this at one point in time or another. It’s better to know what to look for than not. Here’s what you need to know.

If It Sounds Too Good, It Probably Is

Let’s assume that you’re hung like a field mouse, you’re poor, don’t have a nice car, yet you seem to be getting all these requests from legit supermodels to connect and meet up in person. If this is the case, then it might be too good to be true. Most of the time when catfishing occurs, people use the most attractive photos they can find. They’ll do anything to get you to buy into their scam. If she looks too hot and won’t chat or meet in person, then run for the hills.

Likes Everything, No Matter What

If you come across someone online that simply likes everything and agrees with every little thing that you say and do, then chances are it’s a scam.

Most people out there today form their own opinions about things and very rarely do people agree to everything. If someone is yes-ing or me too-ing you to death then it’s likely a catfish.

They Refuse To Video Chat

If someone simply refuses to chat on video with you, then you need to assume the worst. Based on my personal experiences, those that have been catfished have completely ignored the video chat refusal and continued to send their messages to the sites. Eventually, they’ll ask for a favor or you’ll find out they are nothing but tire kickers.

Making First Contact

When someone makes an initial contact with you, it’s in your best interest to assume the worst. 9 out of 10 times, the person getting catfished is contacted by the other person. They make the first contact to make themselves look more real and authentic. The problem is they aren’t at all. Each time some tries to contact you, just do yourself a favor and put your guard up. It’s not until you meet in person that the truth is really revealed.

Well, those simple anti-catfishing tactics should help you prevent being taken advantage of online. However, like I said earlier, should you wish to avoid this entirely, just go ahead and join Uberhorny today and you’ll never have to worry about this type of thing.

How To Delete Uberhorny Account

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While I’m a huge advocate for using one effective dating site that works like a charm e.g. uberhorny for me and millions of other Americans living the single life in the United States. It’s my duty to tell you how to do everything on this website given that it’s what I created it for. That’s exactly why I need to share how to delete your Uberhorny account.

Honestly, I can’t for the life of me understand why someone would want to cancel their account or delete their profile. The truth is, I’ve had my account for years and without fail, it helps me meet local women on a weekly if not daily basis. Yes, it’s that effective. However, it’s my duty to answer when the people ask, so I’m sharing the exact steps that you need to take if you wish to cancel your Uber Horny dating site account.

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Steps To Delete Your Uberhorny.com Account

If you’re looking to discontinue the use one of the world’s most popular dating sites, then you need to know that this is a two-part process which takes literally only seconds to complete. What you’re going to want to do is set your profile to “inactive” through a few simple steps.

Here’s How To Completely Delete Your Profile

The first thing you want to do is log into the Uberhorny.com website using whatever email address and password that you’ve been using.

Once you’re logged into the website and you’re in the members area, you’ll want to click on your photo which is located in the right hand corner of the profile page. Find the button in the dropdown that says “Account Settings.” When you do find it, you’ll then want click on the text that reads, “Make My Profile Inactive.” Once you’ve done that, click the “Save” button and your account will officially become an inactive account.

Now, you may also want to cancel your monthly membership if you’re a paying premium member with gold or silver status. Some people might have experience on other dating sites and think that this is tricky, but Global Personals and Uberhorny.com make it so darn simple to discontinue your membership. Here’s what you’ll want to do…

The first thing that I would suggest doing is heading on over to the customer support page and checking out the frequently asked questions. You’ll find specific instructions on what to do in order to cancel. My guess is that you’ll eventually come across a GPNethelp.com link which will then lead you different options to cancel based on what billing company you went through.

Assuming you went with CCBill, then you want to contact their customer support line e.g. 1-(888)-596-9279 or you can email them at consumersupport@ccbill.com.

If you upgraded through Segpay, then you can check out chat.segpay.com or call 1-(866)-450-4000 for more information.

Lastly, if you purchased your subscription via Epoch, then you can email billing@epoch.com or call billing support at 1-(800)-893-8871.

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Physical Attributes Women Care About

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There are certain physical attributes that men have which turn women on. Some women don’t even know how or why they get turned on by these things, they just do. What’s important is that you know what the attributes are so that you can take some action to use them to your advantage. Sure, it’s not all about the physical, but when it comes to hookups and meeting uber horny women in your hometown, physical plays a key role. There is absolutely know skirting around that factor, not even a little bit.

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List Of Physical Attributes That Turn Women On

This is a list of some of the more popular physical attributes that typically turn women on. The average college girl or milf that likes to workout will share an extra appreciation for these things, so be sure to be able to flaunt as many as you can and do so with pride. However, you’ve got to do it without looking like a cocky jerk. There’s a fine line that must not be crossed. At any rate, here are some of the physical characteristics that will help you hook up more.

Six Pack Abs

Any girl that says she doesn’t like a six-pack on a guy is lying. I don’t care if she’s a hot milf and a crazy college girl that’ll bang anyone. They love abs and if you’ve got them, then flaunt them, my friend! Sporting abs is a sign that you take care of your body and you’re toned and ready to bone. Guys in shape typically have better sperm, more stamina, and they care about themselves. This turns women on when they see this.

Sharp Facial Features

Women tend to develop a thing for men with sharp facial features. They tend to gravitate towards men with sharp, hard features. It makes them look more aggressive and more of a survivalist so-to-speak. Girls like that secure feeling and this specific look may make them feel that way.

Strong Glutes

Believe it or not, a guy that squats typically gets checked out more so than the guy with a flat ass that hasn’t seen a squat rack in years. I personally know girls that drool over guys with big muscular butts at the gym. If you’re not squatting, deadlifting, or doing any type of glute exercise, then you’re missing out on opportunities.

Decent Height

If you’re over six feet tall, then you’ll want to use that height to your advantage. What I mean by that is you’ll need to spend some time flaunting your height for local women to see. Just head on over to the local bar and you will notice just how many women start staring at you and sizing you up. This is common for them to do. Many surveys conducted so evidence that women typically choose men that are taller when given the choice. If you’re her height or shorter, this is typically seen as a huge turnoff, unless you’re a billionaire.

Big Rough Hands

Women notice hands and feet. If you’re in construction, there’s a good chance that she’ll notice that you have rough or hard looking hands that have been put to work. I don’t exactly know why women like this so much, maybe it’s a sign of masculinity. Honestly, I don’t have all the answers for you for this. However, what I can say is that you’ll want to use it to your advantage if you do have rough, big hands.

Prominent Chest

Girls love guys that have a prominent chest and upper body. No, I’m not telling you to walk like a douchebag with your chest puffed out. However, I’m telling you that you need to walk with confidence if you have a bulky chest and upper body. Women find this attractive as long as you do this in a very reserved manner as if you’re not trying.

Conclusion

The bottom line is simple, no one likes a scrawny dork with no muscles. If you’re looking to impress girls using your physical attributes and characteristics, then I’ve just given you a rundown of everything to consider. Be sure to take those things seriously and you might get laid more. You’re very welcome…