How To Wear Cologne For Optimal Dating Success

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This is a sensitive and smelly subject that I just must cover today. It’s one of these topics that stinks, but we can’t get away from it. Okay, I’m talking about cologne and yes, the puns will stop from here on out!

Have you ever been walking down the street and pass a guy with a strong smell that almost knocked you down? Not because of body odor, but because he got a little carried away with the cologne. I’ve got some simple advice for you there. Just don’t be that guy. Cologne is meant to be an accent to your natural smell. It’s not supposed to overpower everything around you and literally burn the damn nose hairs of everyone who comes within five feet of you.

If your friends were honest, they would tell you to cut back and learn how to use cologne the right way. Good new is that I’m going to tell you what to do and how to do it when it comes to this cologne nonsense. There are many things that women find attractive and a guy with too strong of a scent isn’t one of them!

Wearing Cologne 101 For Guys

Everything You Need To Know About Wearing Cologne The Right Way

Cologne can do a lot for you if you apply it properly and use it in moderation. The scents of some colognes can trigger the senses of a potential bang buddy and give you an advantage in hooking up, especially when using dating websites like this one. Too much of any will only result in giving everyone the incentive to get as far away from you as possible.

The only thing worse than too much cologne is a mixture of multiple scents. Many guys have their regimen of dousing themselves with multiple products creating a pungent stench that reeks of trying too hard. Before you go overboard; check out this guide to putting it on the right way.

Less Is More

Always remember that it’s better to wear too little cologne than too much. If you feel the need to increase the amount of cologne you put on, do so a little at a time. It’s important to know that if your skin is oily, the scent will last longer. If your skin is dry, you may need to add more in the middle of the day, but don’t overapply.

Put Cologne On Directly After Showering

To get the purest and longest lasting smell out of your cologne, put it on after you get out of the shower. It will soak into your pores better to help it last longer.

Don’t Let It Get Stale

Don’t get attached to one specific type of scent, no matter how good it is. Change it up and find 2 or 3 more that you like. You can actually change things up with your mood, the weather, or the place you’re going. It makes more of a difference than one may think.

Think Before You Combine Scents

Before you decide on a fragrance, think about how it’s going to mix with your other man grooming products. It could clash with your deodorant or aftershave.

Better Nutrition For A Better Smell

Smelling good isn’t just about what men’s fragrance you put on. Eat nutritious foods and your natural smell will be better and mix with the scent for optimum results. Be sure not to eat anything spicy, vinegary, or garlicky before you go out.

Trust me when I say that the way you smell and the things that you do in terms of treating your body definitely matter a ton. It matters even more so if you’re looking to attract and make girls horny enough to want to bang. You don’t want to scare them away with your scent, do you?

How To Sext Your Way To Sexcess

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Okay, so I’m sure you’ve heard some people try and tell you what to do when it comes to sending sext messages. Well, I’m here to set the record straight once and for all. Most people haven’t got a clue what they’re doing when it comes to this stuff. It takes lots of talent and a witty sense of humor. You’ve got to be quick on your feet or you’re bound to blow your chances of reaching peak “sex-cess!” I know, I sound like a tool, but it’s all part of the learning experience. I’m going to share everything that I know about sending sext messages in hopes of improving your sex life.

sext tips you must know!

How To Sext (The Rules To Do It The Way)

I’m going to kick things off here providing a full understanding of proper phone setup. If you’re using an iPhone, then you’ve got to get read of that read receipt for starters. You’ve also got to not start typing until you know what you’re going to say and respond with.

The three bubble iMessage waiting period is enough to ruin the entire conversation if replying takes too long. Here are a few things that you must understand if you’re sending sext messages in hopes of making someone horny enough to wanna smash.

#1 No Faces

The first thing you need to understand is that sext messages never include the use of a face shot. This is way too risky, especially if you’re passing genital shots back and forth. One minute you’re both getting off to each other’s privates, the next their sharing it with their friends and your face is on every social media site known to man. It a permanent thing, so don’t do it!

#2 Keep It In The Now

Sexting is all about “The now” and being in the moment. The second that you start sending photos of you months ago or somewhere else, you’ll totally blown it dude. Successful sext messages require you in the now and nothing more. I’m telling you that if you send that old photo of you last year ina bathing suit on vacation, you’re not going to turn anyone on.

3# Don’t Offer Dick Pics Unless Asked

If you’re getting your johnson hard to send over a nice dick pic and it wasn’t requested, then you’re doing it all wrong. Some girls hate these types of pics and they actually get grossed out about it. The idea of you being able to sext someone give them the ability to use their imagination is all part of the process.

#4 Bad English Isn’t Acceptable

When sexting with someone, be sure to keep things on the decriptive side and use proper English if possible. The short text language is a turn off for most and it can send mixed signals, like you’re not really into them.

#5 Have A Plan

You’ve got to have a plan in place if you want to succesfully sext someone and make them want to have sex with you. Going in blind and initiating a sext message can definitely backfire and have serious repurcussions. Be smart and have a plan.

#6 Use An App

If you want to protect yourself even more, then I suggest you use an app to communicate with them. It’s more secure, not directly tied to you and easier in general. I always suggest that people using this app here if they’re going to try anything at all.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for you in terms of sending the perfect sext message to kick things off. Do it right and you’ll eventually get laid.

Learning To Take A Proper Dick Pic

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Oh, today’s update is one for all those guys that love taking snapshots of their johnson aka willy, ding dong, root and whatever else you want to call it. One of the sometimes-disturbing trends that have risen out of modern technology is dick pics.

Texting has become our preferred way of communicating. We can easily and instantly send messages, pictures, and even video. I send each of those daily, especially when I’m logged into my Uberhorny app. The spike in text messaging aka sexting has prompted a lot of guys to cut to the chase, so to speak, and send a pic of their dick.

Many guys abuse the dick pic trend and either take them wrong or they send them to women who don’t want them. It frequently is ineffective and downright disastrous when done wrong. However, you can still be successful at it if you do it properly.

Here's How To Take A Dick Pic

How To Take A Dick Pic That Will Turn Her On

Now, I’m no expert photographer but I’ve gotten some nice feedback from many girls that I’ve shared my “jimmy” with via photo. Many of them wanted more than an image and they got what they deserved.

I’ll start by helping correct what you might be doing wrong first. Once I cover that, I’ll then go into what you should be doing. You’ll soon be a semi-pro dick pic photographer!

But first, you must first learn what not to do. Then you will better understand the right thing to do to turn a girl on with a penis pic.

Here’s What You Absolutely Must Refrain From Doing

Do not take a picture of your dick next to an object for scale. The purpose of a dick pic is not to show your size. Taking a picture with your dick next to an object to show its girth is tacky and immature.

Do not try to take the picture at an angle to make your dick look bigger. This is even worse than taking a picture of your dick next to an object. Trying to make your dick look bigger is desperate and sad.

Do not try to get too creative or complicated. She probably does not want to see an art piece with your dick as a focal point. If it looks like you spent too much time on it, you will look pretty lame.

Do not take a pic so close that your dick fills the frame. No one wants to receive a picture of a huge blob of skin and hair. Zoom out a little bit and make it look attractive. Unless it’s ugly as ever in which case you shouldn’t take it at all.

Do not send a dick pic unless you know she would appreciate it. This is probably the most important thing to avoid. Don’t send a dick pic to a girl you just met or to one you know is a little conservative. If her dating profile screams conservative tight ass (not physically), then you best run for the hills. Find some nasty horny girl to mingle with instead. She’ll freely accept any and all dong photos sent her way, ha!

Here’s What You Should Do

Leave your hands in the shot. This is the best way to show scale without looking desperate. Either hold your dick with your hand or leave it hovering somewhere in the shot.

Make sure the pic has decent lighting and background. It’s a struggle to take an attractive dick pic as it is. Make sure you have proper lighting to show skin color and a background free of clutter.

Zoom out so you can see more than just your dick. Include some of the rest of your body in your dick pic. Your dick simply does not look as good in a picture otherwise.

Make sure the timing is right. Send the dick pic when you and the girl are feeling playful and flirty and it should probably follow a particularly flirty conversation with dirty talk.

These tips should have horny girls messaging you back almost immediately if you’re well-endowed enough for them. That’s something that I can’t help you with. The rest is in your hands, literally!

Quickly Determine If A Woman Wants To Bang

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I’m sure it goes without saying that you’d like to be able to determine whether or not a woman is interested in banging as quickly as possible. If you use an online dating site to hook up, you want to find women who will give it up as fast as possible so you can quickly move on to the next one. Nothing wrong with that at all. If you are a single man like myself, then you want to hook up with as many women as possible before you settle down. If you are a married man looking to cheat, you want to hook up with a woman as fast as possible because you don’t have the time or desire for romance.

Simple Signs She Wants To Bang

Now, if you are a married man looking to cheat, you want to hook up with a woman as fast as possible because you don’t have the time or desire for romance.  No matter what your reason is for finding sex quickly, you need to be able to pick up on it asap. One of the most important parts of knowing when a woman wants to have sex is knowing when to recognize that she’s not interested. Here are some definite signs that she does not want to have sex with you, followed by signs that she does.

I know, I sound like a complete pessimist today but it’s important to know what to look for so that you can optimize your time wisely.

Determining If A Woman Wants To Bang You (The Quickest Way Possible)

These are all ways that you can quickly determine if a woman wants to bang you tonight. Please be sure to pay close attention to each as they’re all signs to be on the lookout for. Sometimes those signs are ones that will help you make better decisions in the long run.

She definitely does NOT want to have sex with you if…. 

She doesn’t bother to compliment you or encourage you. Most women that wanna bang give compliments. If you’re not getting any then move on fast.

She says that she doesn’t want to meet anyone in person until she has had a chance to become familiar with them online first. This one is total bullshit if you ask me. I get it, we all want to get to know each other, but enough is enough.

She doesn’t bother to ask when you are free. Nor does make the effort to tell you when she is free either. This is a tell tale sign that this girl is on the hunt for other D and not yours.

She cares more about finding out personal details about you than she does flirting with you. I can’t stand this about some women. They just want to gossip when all I want to do is get in them guts! LOL

She plays hard to get and will not give you her number. If it’s that tough then you need to move on. Hit the next button fast or swipe left.

Her flirting never escalates and she doesn’t respond well to you flirting with her. If a girl isn’t flirting

Every time you mention meeting her in person, she changes the subject. When someone wants to bang, they’ll do just about anything necessary to make that happen. When they won’t even meet you in person, then you need to be sketched out by that for sure.

She definitely wants to have sex right away if…

She is constantly complimenting and encouraging you to flirt. This doesn’t have to be direct but even indirectly you should “make note” of it.

She starts mentioning things that she wants to do when you get together as if it’s already a given. That tells me that you’re on the right path to pound town success.

She asks you what your plans are for the weekend and makes it a point to let you know that she does not have any plans. Most girls have plans and they have them lined up weeks in advance. When a girl acts as if she has no plans, it’s the perfect opportunity for you to make a move.

She doesn’t ask a whole lot of personal questions. She seems more interested in having fun and flirting with you. I love this about girls. They’ll act happy go lucky without knowing anything personal about you. They may not even care if you have a wife or girlfriend, that’s how bad they wanna bang you.

She gladly gives you her phone number as if she was waiting for you to ask for it. Now, this doesn’t necessarily mean she’s DTF but it’s a good sign that she is somewhat into you.

She flirts with you a lot and she will sometimes go a little overboard and get giggly. She responds extremely well anytime you flirt with her as well A great sign that you’re on your way to hooking up with her.

Okay, so although some of those may seem pretty like they’re common sense, they matter and you must take not of them. I’ve had more luck taking action at the right time and knowing when to fold my cards than anything else. You will too, trust me on that.

3 Ways to Fight Ed Without Medication

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Erectile dysfunction can affect anyone.  It’s just something that can happen naturally to any man who is looking to be horny.

So what natural type of things can be done to help fight “ED” without taking drugs?

We talked about horny goat weed and ED right here.  But are there existing supplements or natural type of foods or even exercises that can be done to fight off this nasty side effect that some people get?

Well, I did some homework on it, and did a lot of soul searching, and sure enough, found out some information.  Some good, some bad, but at the end of the day, YES, there is some stuff out there that actually works.

1.  Panax ginseng

This is also referred to as the herbal viagra.  It has a lot of credible research behind the product.  You can see on most websites that dosages vary from 600 to 1,000 milligrams of three times daily medication.  The studies suggest this does work.

2.  Rhodiola rosea

A smaller study spoke about how this one could also assist with ED.  26 out of 35 males were provided with 150 to 200 mg per day for a period of three months of the year.  What they experienced was a better function sexually.  This herb has studies behind it that improves energy while reducing fatigue.  They are looking to do more studies to show that it’s entirely safe.

3.  DHEA

Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA) is produced by your adrenal glands and it’ a natural hormone found in your body.  Made from wild yam and soy, it’s a dietary supplement.  There was a study done by the Massachusetts male aging study, which is a name for this “famous” study, and men were ED had lower levels of DHEA.  When they were given DHEA, their levels went up.  Half of the men in the test received a placebo and half didn’t.  Guess what?  The ones with the DHEA were more able to get an erection and keep it.  Imagine that.

The science is here.  Not just any dick pill will keep your boner hard.  These things are proven to work, so use them with confidence next time you set out to score and want to avoid whiskey dick.  I don’t mess around with my home work here, and I took some time to research all this for you gents, so please don’t take this lightly.  I’m just trying to help!