Sexy Pro Tennis Caroline Wozniacki Dating Another Athelete?

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Sometimes I turn the TV on and I see two guys playing tennis. I immediately shut that off. Then sometimes I see smoking hot Caroline Wozniacki playing tennis and I instantly want to bang her! I’m no athlete, so she likely doesn’t want to bang me. However, apparently there’s a new athlete that she’s got on her radar and she may even be hooking up with them already!

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This is Caroline Wozniacki and David Lee.
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Caroline Wozniacki Dating Ex-Knicks Player

According to my sources down in sunny Miami Beach, the blonde tennis babe was a guest of the Versace Mansion and she showed up with a former basketball player! Apparently she’s possibly having sex with former Knicks forward and current Boston Celtics player David Lee. This all comes after her fling with JJ Watt, which didn’t seem to work out in the long run but I was still extra happy that my man JJ tapped that ass! I don’t know how he did it, but he must have loved it because I know I love hooking up with in shape girls.

Now I know it’s not all that common for me to write about celebs here but I couldn’t resist this time and I’m going to tell you why. For starters, I’ve got a thing for Caroline Wozniacki and I think she’s incredible. Second, I’ve spent time in both New York City as well as Boston (even though I live in Miami) and I’ve hooked up with people in all three locations many times using UberHorny.com so I was a bit curious of whether or not Caroline met David on the site. Chances are, she probably didn’t, but I know there are girls on the website that look similar to the tennis babe. I’m going to make it my mission to find them and have sex with at least one before the week is over! Would you, if given the opportunity, hook up with a girl that is as stunning as this hot professional tennis player? Of course you would! So would I and I’m going to do it without a doubt!

Does Your Casual Date Partner Want You?

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Ever been on a casual date with someone local and you haven’t been able to determine if they want you or not? Some have had this issue. Thankfully, I haven’t had to deal with this ever, but I’ve helped friends make better decisions and what not so hopefully these pointers will help you cut down on wasting time and determine if your partner really wants to hook up or if they are just playing you.

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5 Way To Tell If Your Casual Date Wants The D!

They Show Up

I know, I know. It sounds like rocket science and I probably sound like an asshole when I say this, but it’s true. Sometimes showing up is half the battle and so long as they do this then you’re in luck!

Do They Say It

If your date says they want to fuck. Well, then they want to probably do it! I’d say if someone expresses this to you then you’re likely going to get laid in the very near future.

They Go Solo

Some people show up to casual sex dates in a social gathering type of way with a group of people. If your date shows up solo, there’s a better chance for you of actually hooking up with them.

They Do Shots and Start Partying

If your casual date begins heading down the partying road, it’s a great sign for you and I’m happy to say that they probably want to get a buzz on to loosen up and have sex with you. It sounds stereotypical of me to say that but people that party like to bang. Simple as that.

They Meet Over The Weekend

Weekends are saved for those you care about or those you care to have sex with. If you’re in a position to go on a date with someone over the weekend and they’ve made time for you then you’re in luck because they might wanna f**k! LOL

Those are my simple signs to look out for in order to better determine if your casual date wants to sleep with you. Don’t be nervous, just get out there and find some uber horny women that “want some” and you’ll likely have your dick wet within 24 hours max!

Proof: Younger Girls Love Dating Older Guys

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Some people I personally know and even hang out with on a regular basis are under the impression that younger girls do not like dating men that are much older than them. I don’t necessarily believe any of this nonsense and I’m going to share with you, my exact reason!

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Selena Gomez in a Bikini

Even Selena Gomez Likes Older Men

It’s true, some young college girls probably can’t stand older guys and they think the worst of them. I can’t argue with that really. I remember when I was in college, some of the girls used to constantly make fun of older guys that tried to hook up with the typical college girl, as did the guys. I’m assuming the guys poked fun because they were jealous that the older guys actually had the balls to hit on the girls.

Anyway, without getting further off topic, I’m here to tell you that not all young women hate older guys. In fact, according to People.com, Selena Gomez is one of the pretty smoking hot young college-aged girls that likes dating older men and if that doesn’t provide enough proof then I don’t know what to say. Selena stated, “I would love to date older guys…” but she feels like her 16-year-old looks are what make it a bit weird for her and somewhat more difficult for her to succeed in the dating game.

She’s currently single and has been wth Justin Bieber and a couple of other guys but she’s certainly not single without offers to hook up. I can’t imagine how many guys want to have sex with Selena Gomez. Honestly, It’s likely more than a million guys on the planet. If she keeps her young looks, that number is only going to continue to grow exponentially. If this isn’t proof that younger girls like dating older guys then I don’t know what is really! In honor of Selena Gomez, I think I’ll try and find a nice cute local college girl to bang before the weekend is over. There’s gotta be some horny girls running around town today watching football on this fine Sunday afternoon!

Best Holiday Dating Steps That Lead To Sex

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It’s Thanksgiving today and I spent a ton of time eating like a pig and watching football with my family. It was a pretty unproductive day today but I did take the time to try and put together this post to share my exact steps that I use in order to get laid during the holiday season. Holiday dating is one of the best things I look forward to during this time of the year. Now, these steps work best during the winter holiday season but for the most part they work between Thanksgiving and New Years Day. Here’s what I do to get laid.

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Login To A Site

Step one is to log into a dating site. I generally prefer to use one that I know I can get laid on. Something like Uberhorny or a couple other “go to” sites. Once I’m logged on, I typically start browsing for someone that is within 5 miles.

Chat

After I connect with a few users, I immediately begin to chat with them! I do so in a smooth operator type way though. I never go in for the home run right off the bat. In fact, I suggest using an approach that gives the impression of being almost just slightly interested in someone and steering far clear from being overly desperate. Just chat and get to a point where you get an accepted offer for a date.

Fireplace and Booze

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You next step is to hit the liquor store and pick up a few bottles of booze or wine. Make sure you don’t go too crazy and go looking like a full blown drunk! But what you do want to do is look like you’re well prepared. After you hit the store for some booze, I’d then suggest going to the either find a place that has a fire place or if you have one, preparing to sit in front of it for some fun. Women love fire places because they are romantic. Even the local girl that just wants to fuck, wants to do it in front of the fireplace. Plus, I often use the fire place to make a girl horny because I know it works like a charm!

Be Prepared

Lastly, you need to be overly prepared for anything and I mean anything. Make sure you have condoms, lube and any other fun toys that you want to play with during your holiday hook up date. Another thing that you need to be ready for is a change of plans in the event that your date decides to throw an audible out there and mess with the planned events. You must be ready to not get upset and just let nature take its course.

Perfect Timing

Lastly, you’ve got to take timing into consideration. That means that you can’t wait until the very last minute if you want to get laid during the holiday season. Everyone is super busy and they need to plan, even for one night stands, you’ve got to take that into consideration. You’re best bet is to find someone to hook up with during a holiday weekend by starting on Monday.

The Best PUA Openers

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I’ve talked about my favorite dating site more than I’ve talked about picking up women. So, today I’m going to share a few PUA openers that tend to work really well for me. If you’re not sure what “PUA” stands for, keep reading and find out!

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PUA Openers That Work

What’s a PUA Opener?

First off, PUA stands for “Pick up Artist” and an opener is a term used to describe the start of a conversation. One thing you need to know about these pickup lines is that they are heavily deemed make or break approaches. An opener can literally kill your chances if used improperly. That said, I’m going to share my top PUA openers that have gotten me laid.

Fashion Compliment Opener

Telling a girl that she looks great and that you like her style is a great opener. In order to make this work, you must stress the emphasis of being creative. Girls love it when you compliment on their clothes since they put so much effort into being noticed.

Lost Opener

Walking up to a girl and telling her you’re lost can work like a charm or it can make you look like an idiot if done wrong. I’d suggest you make sure you don’t move forward with a “captain obvious” approach or you’re going to get shot down. In short, don’t make yourself look like too much of a dummy because it’ll get ya!

Look Like Opener

You need a wingman for this one, but it works pretty well. Come up with someone quirky or goofy that your friend might look like and ask a girl you don’t know. Make sure you stay away from being too offensive as she’ll think you’re an asshole and that’s not going to get you laid. Keep it fun and try it out.

Now, I know this is a really short list, but it’s Friday morning and I’m on a mission to get laid this weekend. I’m on a hot streak using Uberhorny and I do not want to go cold so I’m putting in the work on the dating site to line up a sex date for the night. If I wasn’t trying to get my dick wet this weekend I’d write more. You’ll have to wait until tomorrow for more!

Popular Names on Dating Apps

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Is it possible that your name may be directly impacting your level of success when it comes to using a mobile dating app today? Well, supposedly, it’s very possible that your first name might be the cause of why you’re receiving so many right swipes or maybe not!

Dating Apps…Does Your Name Matter?

Here’s a screenshot of the list of names ranked…

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For years, people have spent time analyzing profile traits to determine what has the most impact on finding someone to hook up with, myself included, and it turns out it very well may not be what you think at all. According to a recent study conducted by The Grade app, owned and created by Snap Interactive, 100,000 users of the app were analyzed to determine what they thought were the hottest names.

The results may surprise you a bit. Out of the 100,000 individuals that swiped right, 24 percent of the women swiped right on guys named Brett, while 70 percent of the men swiped right on women named Brianna!

Second and third places were taken by Tyler and Erika as well as Corey and Lexi. Now, I’m not saying that if your name isn’t one of those mentioned that you’re not ever getting laid. But I will say that you’ve got a lot better shot at getting lucky if you do have one of the names listed as your first name.

 

Now, don’t panic if your name didn’t make the list. My name isn’t on the list either and I get laid a ton! So, like I said, it’s not worth it for you to panic at all because even if you’ve got the worst name in the world, there’s a good chance that you’ll still be able to meet a local horny woman using my favorite hook up site. If you’re not getting laid, then you’re not using this website. It’s really as simple as that. Oh, and if you don’t get lucky, send me an e-mail and I’ll personally help you out. That’s how confident I am when it comes to getting some because I get mine! I always bring the ruckas to the ladies!

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Read more recent entries including this one about “getting over someone.

 

How To Get Over Someone

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If you’re freshly single and you’re still not over your last significant other then fear not because I’ve got some great tips to help you get over them, move on and start hooking up again.

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Find A New Booty Call
The first suggestion that I always give people when they’ve recently broken up with someone is to jump right back into the water. Notice I didn’t say pool? That’s right. I’m suggesting that you not attempt to find a significant other, but instead attempt to find an uberhorny local or someone that’s looking for a one night stand. That’s the first thing you need to do to get your mind off of them. Sign up here if you’re not a member of any casual dating site and get things started right away.

Disconnect From Them
You need to remove yourself from your ex or at least attempt to get rid of most things associated with them that exist in your life. That means, stop hanging at bars and clubs your ex frequently visits. Also, delete the pics and their cell phone number as well. Hanging on to that will do you no good whatsoever. If they want you back they’ll find you.

Focus on You
Stop focusing on things for other people and start focusing on you. That means hitting the gym, starting a diet, going to events you want to and doing things you’ve been wanting to do. You’re finally able to do literally anything you want with no strings attached. Freedom has been given and it’s up to you to take full advantage of it!

Socialize
If you’re cooped up in your house alone every night, you better at least be chatting with someone on your hookup site. If not, you get your butt out there in the real world ans start socializing!

Do these four simple things and I guarantee you’ll eventually find the solution of how to get over someone and before you know it, you’ve gotten laid and you’re over them!

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Now go get laid tonight or at least this weekend. It’s Friday and it’s time to party!

Essential “To Do’s” For Online Dating Success

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I know I’ve said it before but I’m going to say it again, there are some things that you need to do if you want to be successful at online dating, especially when looking for a horny one night stand. These are probably tips that you’ve heard before, but I figured since I’ve made them staples in my dating strategy then it’s only right for me to share them with you as well.

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Must Do’s To Succeed in Casual Internet Dating

Ditch The Mugshot Profile

If you want to scare away every person that you could possibly hook up with then leave your mugshot looking profile picture up and you’ll never get lucky. Now if you want to attract someone that you can possibly bang any night of the week you want, then I’d suggest you spice up your profile pics and make yourself look somewhat interesting or exciting. This is one of the staples when it comes to creating the perfect online dating profile, so you need to start here!

Express Liking Actionable Activities

You must remember to express a liking in actionable activities. Yes, one of them can be having sex, but keep it real and don’t make it too graphic. One thing I’d suggest is adding an activity that is unisex and something she might be interested in partaking in. Don’t make it too physically strenuous because you don’t want to wear out your date too early.

Dare To Be Unusual

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You must stick out if you want to make an impact online. The usual polo wearing guy that uses the basic, “live in the moment” tagline isn’t getting any booty. Think further outside the box and be as unusual as possible without being too creepy.

Talk About Money

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Don’t be afraid to talk about money in your profile or conversations with people you’re chatting with. Now, that doesn’t mean I recommend that you tell someone you want to have a one night stand with that you’re worth a million bucks, but don’t be afraid to talk luxury and nice living. After all, some girls are looking to connect with partners that can give them just that.

Check Mark Only What Applies

If you want to avoid having to go through thousands of profiles that may not be attractive to you, then you must only check mark the characteristics that apply to your liking. Do not select all when setting up your profile. It’s definitely going to cost you more time and money if you do. Now, if you’re able to reallylaser focus on qualities that you’re looking for in someone, then you’ll be a success for sure!

What’s Your Sign?

I know this sounds stupid, but you must share your astrological sign with your potential hook up partners. Doing so alone may get you laid. Women love astrology and you love tapping that ass. Sounds like a win/win to me.

Leave Negativity Out of It

You must not be a negative nelly if you want to be successful at online dating. Meeting an uber horny girl and starting a negative conversation is a surefire way to end your chances of hooking up. No one and I mean no one wants to hang around with a negative person. They suck. So don’t be negative!

Show Location Spirit

Telling everyone you love your location or city is always an uplifter. Most people have pride and they really love their local town or city. You must make it seem like you really love your city or town because this is where you’re going to meet and have sex. Or at least you’ll be doing so very close to your location, if not your bedroom. If you live somewhat close or nearby a dating prospect and want to get laid in a major city, then your best bet is to so some city pride!

Now, you must to all of the above if you want to become a pro at online dating. Oh, and once you do, you’ll be saying…

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Dating Deal Breakers Revealed and How To Avoid Them

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It’s hump day and you’re likely ready for the week to be over. You’ve done your homework online searching for a date for the weekend. You connect with someone and then the worst thing that can happen does, you’re turned off when you meet them in person. Yes, it happens. Not as often as one would think given that most are using Uberhorny to find someone to bang (click here to find out why I use it). However, it does happen and far too often. Here are a few dating deal breakers and how to avoid them.

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Avoid These Dating Deal Breakers If You Want To Get Laid

There are millions of horny women out there looking to have sex. The last thing you want to do is turn them off in a way that they literally call off hooking up with you. Trust me, it can and will happen on occasion if you don’t try to steer clear from the following things listed below.  According to Huffington Post and various researchers, these are the things you should avoid at all costs if you want to date successfully.

Don’t Be Lazy

No one likes to date a lazy person. Being lazy might be one of the biggest turn-offs in this world and in you’re trying to convince someone to bang you, if you’re a lazy AF person there is absolutely no way you’re getting lucky. Don’t way anything to your date that makes you sound unmotivated or lazy either.

Don’t Act Needy At All

Needy people suck. Things they say get old and it can seem like a broken record to some. No one likes to have to help someone or worry about them all the time. That includes having to deal with the whining that goes along with being needy. I’ve literally turned down girls because they are so damn needy it’s insane. Don’t be needy, end of story.

Have A Sense Of Humor

Laughing releases endorphins and it makes you happy. When you’re happy and acting happy, the people around you are most likely doing the same or at a minimum, it’s rubbing off on them. When you’re out on the casual dating scene, having a sense of humor is crucial. If you don’t, then you better figure out how to build on fast. I did and I’ve had so much more success since doing so. Serious sucks, funny is well, fun!

Don’t Keep The Distance

Want to find a casual sex partner that you can smash on the regular? Don’t look too far away! A study done shows that distance was one of the major deal breakers for people dating.

Now, if you’re interested in meeting horny women then I’d suggest you make sure these dating deal breakers don’t apply to you.

 

First Date Questions For Casual Dating

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First Dates can be nerve racking. Even those that are purely hookup related with primary intentions of getting laid and moving on. People get the jitters regardless of the purpose of meeting someone new. First impressions mean a lot these days and if you’re not prepared to ask the right questions you may or may not regret it. There’s no magic formula to the proper way to approach your date.

Whether you’re on an average weekend date hookup on a Saturday night or a last minute meet up on a Tuesday night. The same principles apply. If I had all the answers, so would you. What I can share is a list of some of the most important questions that you should ask your date if you want to get laid.

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First Date Questions That Lead To Sex

I’ll get right into the questions and why you need to be asking them on each and every date at some point.

What do you do and what drives you? What’s your passion?

This is a good opener to start with because it shows that you’re truly interested in your dates well-being. Asking what their passion is and what makes them happy day to day can often make someone loosen up and feel more comfortable. You want your date to be loose and feel like you’re truly interested in them. This opener works 9 out of 10 times.

What do you like to do in your free time? 

If you don’t lead in with the question I first posted, this would be another close second option for you to go with. It’s also a way to find out if the person you are on this so-called sex date is wild or not. Knowing this can help determine whether or not you’re getting laid. If someone is boring and sleeps all day, they may not be that exciting enough to be worth spending a ton of money to try and bang. I’d suggest not going all out on the top shelf drinks if someone seems boring.

If you won the lottery what’s the first thing you’d buy? 

This question can help lead into the discussion of other topics that your casual sex date might like. I always recommend asking this and I always have my own answer prepared before asking. Here’s a secret for you, I try and cater my answers to those that I’m on a first date with. For example, if you’re out with a girl from Colombia or South America, then I’d recommend saying that you’d take the money and travel somewhere that she can relate to. It will make her horny if you take this approach. Trust me.

If you could have sex anywhere in the country where would you do it? 

Since this is a sex date, you’re going to be meeting horny people in you local area and you want to start spicing up the conversation and getting your sex partner thinking. I always ask this question and I answer it in the sexiest way possible that I have the most potential with actually making happen. I do this to try and give my date something to work towards. If your date thinks they can get you to remember them forever even if it’s a one-night-stand, they will love it. People love a good challenge.

Want to see my place? Have you been to the hotel bar down the street? 

If you want to get laid, you have to set yourself up for success. This is how you do it. Get your date closer to a location where you think you can get laid. It’s really as simple as that! I always ask this question after we’ve both had a few drinks and are very loose. If you want to bang your date then give them the hint that you want to have sex. It’s that easy. They are uber horny and ready to bang. You just need to make it happen.

You can’t ask any first date questions if you can’t find a date! So, if you’re interested in trying out one of the best adult dating sites I’ve every used, try one of the best sex dating sites on the planet and get laid tonight. If I can, so can you. Check the site mentioned on the homepage of my site!