Chicago Bars To Meet Horny Girls And Hookup


Chicago is a great place to visit. It’s also a great place to drink and meet horny girls. I’ve visited Chicago about a half a dozen times and each time I’ve been lucky enough to hookup with someone. Now, that doesn’t mean that I can guarantee if you go to one of these Chicago bars that you’re going to get laid for sure. But I can attest to the fact that I’ve succeeded 5 of 6 visits to the windy city and all with different girls. I have personally been to each of the differeny bars listed below.

Chicago bars to hookup

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Getting Laid In Chicago: Bars To Meet and Hookup

Here’s my personal recommended list of spots to basically hang out in hopes of getting laid – this avoids you have to mainstream date.   It’s not easy getting laid anywhere these days. But if you go to the right places and use the right hookup apps then you can make it happen a heck of a lot!

The Irish Oak

This is one of my favorite Chicago bars and definitely the best spot to down a Guinness and a nice corned beef sandwich. It sounds like a spot that’s not really known for finding hookups.

I understand that. But just trust me and go to the bar. You especially need to visit this bar during a football game because it’s filled with hot girls that like to hookup.

Some women have even described the bar as being the perfect hookup bar. Just get your butt there and get some. The bar is located at 3511 N. Clark Street and it’s pretty easy to find.


Okay, so the Berlin bar is strange. You’ll understand what I’m talking about the second you step foot into the bar. However, it’s the kind of place where there are no rules and finding someone to hookup with is extremely normal.

The Berlin isn’t known for it’s food, but for it’s crazy house music bumping until 4AM six night a week. The Berlin is located at 954 W. Belmont Ave. I got lucky in the bathroom in this bar just before close. I almost got caught too.

Town Hall Pub

If you like being outdoors and enjoy a game of corn hole and a juke box then you probably want to stop by this place.

It’s the type of bar where I would go for a few shots of whiskey and a chance to meet some free spirit college girls.

This bar is located at 3340 N. Halsted St. and it’s a recommended day time spot.

The Long Room

Now, when I first visited this bar, I never thought that this was a hookup place. It’s laid out like a typical neighborhood bar and the kind of place that one would typically visit to listen to music and hang with friends.

However, this tavern does have a vintage photobooth that’s perfect for some first encounter fun. Perhaps that will turn into something more sexual. The tavern is located at 1612 W Irving Park Rd.

Slippery Slope

If you like dancing and a busy bar with lots of hooking up options then you’re going to love the Slippery Slope.

This bar has even won awards for being so great and it’s an online dating favorite. definitely do not go to Chicago without visiting this bar. This is located at 2357 N. Milwaukee Ave.


I’ve hooked up here before and I think it’s only because I love playing darts and drinking. I visited this bar, took shots with a couple of girls that I met and ended up taking one of them into an empty stall to bang.

It was a night I’ll never forget. If you like darts, then you’re going to enjoy this. Mullen’s is located at 3527 N. Clark Street.