Adult Friend Rules I Live And Die By


I’ve got a few rules that I live and die by when it comes to taking on a new adult friend. While many of them out there don’t like my lifestyle, I’ve got some rules if you want to be friends with me.

In other words, I only hang with a few people and those that I do hang with need to abide by my rules. Sounds childish, I know but I promise it’s not at all. Instead, it just ups my chances of getting laid in a serious way. Here are the rules that I follow and I guess “live by” in a way when it comes to life in general.

Adult Friend Rules I Live By

My Personal Adult Friend Rules To Live By

Here are the rules that you should consider assuming that you’re going to live my way. I know that not everyone is like me and I’m not telling you that you should change if these rules don’t sound appealing to you. It’s just how I do things and for the reasons laid out below.

Don’t Drunk Dial (Especially Ex’s) – Rule 1

My first rule when it comes to any adult friend is that I will not drunk dial them. If I find myself getting that sloshed, then I tuck my phone away. The only way that I’ll ever communicate with anyone drunk is via a sex dating network. The reason I do that is to prevent any slip-ups from occurring. I don’t need to be hitting up a long time ex or anything of that nature. Doing that will make me look like a total asshole.

Friends Must Be Hot – Rule 2

I only want to be friends with you if you’re hot. Assuming that you’re attractive then that’s a good start. Now, the same goes for same-sex adult friends. I don’t like to hang around with dudes that chicks don’t think are good looking. Doing so only brings me down a notch and it certainly doesn’t help me get laid any quicker.

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Adult Friends Must Be Single – Rule 3

I am not trying to meet up with someone new that’s tied down. Uh oh, no way! I know where that leads to and typically it’s just me being the third wheel or being set up with some desperate ugly friend that needs a date. I don’t need a pity party or date, not when I have my favorite dating app.

No Cute Emoji Messaging – Rule 4

If we’re going to be bang buddies, then lets bang and keep it strictly at banging. I don’t need you sending me any heart emojis or anything of that nature. Honestly, if I could completely disable emojis entirely I would. In my world, adult friends hookup, they don’t send cute and cuddly emojis to one another.

Be Open To Booty Calls – Rule 5

While I don’t drunk dial, I will place the occasional Netflix and chill booty call at times. When this happens, I expect the person to be DTF assuming they don’t have too much going on. In the event that I place three booty calls and get passed up, our “adult friendship” is over. Sure we can be friends but we will not be banging anytime soon.

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a new adult friend to connect with, then you should think about using a casual sex network. That’s the best way to make things happen and connect with new friends.

Essential “To Do’s” For Online Dating Success


I know I’ve said it before but I’m going to say it again, there are some things that you need to do if you want to be successful at online dating, especially when looking for a horny one night stand. These are probably tips that you’ve heard before, but I figured┬ásince I’ve made them staples in my dating strategy then it’s only right for me to share them with you as well.

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Must Do’s To Succeed in Casual Internet Dating

Ditch The Mugshot Profile

If you want to scare away every person that you could possibly hook up with then leave your mugshot looking profile picture up and you’ll never get lucky. Now if you want to attract someone that you can possibly bang any night of the week you want, then I’d suggest you spice up your profile pics and make yourself look somewhat interesting or exciting. This is one of the staples when it comes to creating the perfect online dating profile, so you need to start here!

Express Liking Actionable Activities

You must remember to express a liking in actionable activities. Yes, one of them can be having sex, but keep it real and don’t make it too graphic. One thing I’d suggest is adding an activity that is unisex and something she might be interested in partaking in. Don’t make it too physically strenuous because you don’t want to wear out your date too early.

Dare To Be Unusual

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You must stick out if you want to make an impact online. The usual polo wearing guy that uses the basic, “live in the moment” tagline isn’t getting any booty. Think further outside the box and be as unusual as possible without being too creepy.

Talk About Money

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Don’t be afraid to talk about money in your profile or conversations with people you’re chatting with. Now, that doesn’t mean I recommend that you tell someone you want to have a one night stand with that you’re worth a million bucks, but don’t be afraid to talk luxury and nice living. After all, some girls are looking to connect with partners that can give them just that.

Check Mark Only What Applies

If you want to avoid having to go through thousands of profiles that may not be attractive to you, then you must only check mark the characteristics that apply to your liking. Do not select all when setting up your profile. It’s definitely going to cost you more time and money if you do. Now, if you’re able to reallylaser focus on qualities that you’re looking for in someone, then you’ll be a success for sure!

What’s Your Sign?

I know this sounds stupid, but you must share your astrological sign with your potential hook up partners. Doing so alone may get you laid. Women love astrology and you love tapping that ass. Sounds like a win/win to me.

Leave Negativity Out of It

You must not be a negative nelly if you want to be successful at online dating. Meeting an uber horny girl and starting a negative conversation is a surefire way to end your chances of hooking up. No one and I mean no one wants to hang around with a negative person. They suck. So don’t be negative!

Show Location Spirit

Telling everyone you love your location or city is always an uplifter. Most people have pride and they really love their local town or city. You must make it seem like you really love your city or town because this is where you’re going to meet and have sex. Or at least you’ll be doing so very close to your location, if not your bedroom. If you live somewhat close or nearby a dating prospect and want to get laid in a major city, then your best bet is to so some city pride!

Now, you must to all of the above if you want to become a pro at online dating. Oh, and once you do, you’ll be saying…

fuck you internet