How To Keep Yourself Awake After Partying All Night

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I’ve had plenty of all-nighters in my day. The partying can be super fun but staying up all night long can be dreadful the following day. Keeping yourself awake after going hard for 24 hours is next to impossible. That is if you don’t put forth the effort to do so. If you’re in college, then I’m sure you’re planning on meeting some of the girls on campus to get drunk all night long. I dig it and I’m with you but you better know how to keep yourself awake the following day. You wanna play you gotta pay. Here’s are some tips for keeping yourself awake after a hard night of boozing and banging.

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Tips To Help Stay Awake After Partying All Night

First off, I am not a doctor so this advice shouldn’t be taken as medical advice. It’s best to go to bed versus partying until the sun rises. Now that I got that out of the way, here are some tips for you.

Proper Mindset

The first thing you need to do is convince yourself that this is, in fact, doable. Staying awake is relatively easy so long as you convince yourself that you can do it. If not, you might be setting yourself up for failure. Don’t let that happen.

Get Blood Moving

You’ll want to do whatever you can to get the blood moving in your system. That means going for a jog or walk. Don’t do anything that is too strenuous unless you think you can handle it. After all, you’re probably tired from smashing that college booty all night long. You can get a light workout in at the gym but nothing crazy Hulkamania.

Cold Showers

The only thing that’s better than cold pizza after partying all night is a cold shower. The ice cold water can provide a quick boost in energy for those daring enough to partake in it.

Eat A Good Meal

You definitely need solid food in your system if you want to survive the day. Get rid of all that shitty junk food and go for some natural foods such as fruits, veggies, and protein. I recommend crushing a rib eye steak with some crunchy veggies and a salad. That meal always gives me super human powers (so I think like to think). Eating healthy is something that you should be doing anyway if you’re dating.

Stay Busy

The second that you begin to remain in the same spot or get bored, then you’re in for some hard times the rest of the day. Staying busy helps keep your mind off the fact that you’re so tired.

H20 aka Water

Put down the Pabst Blue Ribbon or any alcohol for that matter and pick up a bottle of water. Actually, crush 5 bottles of water. This will help reduce the fatigue levels.

These may help you get through the day but I’d suggest not making too much of a habit out of it. This type of all night partying isn’t healthy for you. If you want to hook up with lots of girls you need to stay healthy. Simple as that bro!

Why Spring Break Is Perfect For Dating

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March is right around the corner and if you don’t know what that means, it means that spring break is almost here and things are going to start getting pretty crazy! If you’re not trying to meet someone that’s DTF during spring break then you’re nuts! It’s the perfect time for dating.

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Reasons Why Spring Break Is Dating Time

It’s A Hookup Goldmine
Okay, so if you’ve never been on any spring break trips with your friends then you’re missing out. It’s a known fact that spring break is considered to be a hookup goldmine. In fact, it’s probably one of the most sought after times that people actually want to fuck without a care in the world.

Girls Are Drunk
That’s right! Girls get drunk on spring break and that makes things that much more interesting. Kegs, shots, party balls and all that jazz. Next thing you know, you meet a girl on a dating app and you went from taking shots to banging her. It’s classic! Just make sure you don’t do anything stupid while you’re drunk. Worst case, you won’t have to use any typical PUA one liners, at least, to spark things up. The booze does that for you.

Time To Try Something New
College students love trying new shit. Dating someone online might be something new for someone out there and maybe even hooking up with some random is too. Whatever. You get the picture I think, right?

Everyone’s Traveling
During my spring break phase, I slightly remember traveling to nice exotic locations with friends to get drunk and high. When you’re traveling, there’s a good chance you’re going to meet people that you’ll never ever see again in your lifetime. Use that to your advantage.

Half Naked Already
If you’re on a trip to some crazy beach in Florida or if you’re lucky maybe Cancun, then you’re already surrounded by girls that are half naked. Now is the time to get them naked, not when they are fully dressed. Hit the water and fuck a girl. You only live once!

Good luck on your spring break adventures!