What Text Messages Mean (Everything You Must Know)


We all get text messages, but when you get one and don’t know what it means, that’s when you’re in big trouble. Almost everyone in modern society has a mobile phone that keeps them connected with family and friends, but we surprisingly don’t make calls as our main form of communication. Lots of people simply prefer to text others. Some like to send dirty texts while others like to send nude photos even!

Sorry to get excited there, but this can be convenient when contacting someone who is not available. You can just send them a text and they get back to you when they are free. The problem with texts is that they are often misunderstood. Most often, it’s because you can’t see someone’s facial expressions and the nuances of conversation.

What Text Messages Mean From Girls

Some are well aware of the ambiguity of text and use it to be cryptic so they won’t have to come out and say what they really mean. This may come as a shocker but guess what, girls do this A LOT. They give short responses, and you are left wondering what the true meaning is. Well, wonder no more. I have put together a series of texts you might see from a girl and I will tell you what each one really means.

Text Messages And What They Really Mean In Context

Here are some of the simple text messages that you likely get from women over the course of the day or week. Take note, because not knowing them can really screw things up, including your dating life and hookup chances.

“I’ll be there soon. I hit some traffic.” – This probably means that she’s still in front of the mirror fixing her make-up and hair. She’s probably half way through her third hairstyle. Hopefully, you’re waiting at a restaurant that has a bar. Get a drink at the bar and nurse it. Soon means at least 45 minutes.

“Are you awake?” – This is almost always a good sign and you should prepare for some steamy late night sex. Worst case scenario; she wants to talk to you about her problems. Either way, it could turn into a sexual situation if you play your cards right.

She sends a selfie – If she only sends you a picture of herself, that’s a good sign. It means she wants to get your attention and she wants you to think about her. The sexier the selfie, the more likely you are to be on the right track. Make sure it’s not fake before replying. Send her one back, just don’t out-sexy her.

Suggestive emojis – This can be good or bad. She could just be goofing around or this could possibly be a sign of immaturity and this is the only way she can express her sexuality.

“Hi” – This is particularly annoying whether it’s her opening message or a response. At best, it’s not a very interesting text. If it’s a response to your text; she’s showing a clear lack of interest.

“????” – Unless you’re deliberately trying to ignore her; this text means that she’s impatient. If this text is a direct follow-up to one she just sent 5 minutes ago, it’s a sign that she’s not very mature or self-assured.

“Who is she?” – This text is not good, no matter how you look at it. If you’ve been a bad boy, this means you’re caught. If you’re with a girl that’s neurotic and jealous, this means that she’s been stalking your social media and she’s mad because you hit on a female friend’s photo. Never a good situation and thankfully only one that you need to deal with if you’re in a serious relationship. This problem rarely happens on Uberhorny.com.

No response – There is always a possibility that no response is a very bad sign. Don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Give her a few minutes. She might legitimately be away from her phone.

Advice That Will Improve Your Dating Life (For Sure)


I typically don’t just come out swinging with five random pieces of advice. However, I’m doing just that today. I want to share five very important pieces of advice that may in fact have an impact on your sex life in general. I’ll be sure to share everything quickly and clearly. If you want to change your sex life then keep reading, that’s all I’ve got to say really. Take it from a guy that meets horny women on a daily basis. Sex never gets boring and it’s extremely important to spice things up from time to time if you want to achieve the impossible when it comes to banging. Just pay close attention and you’ll have an idea of why I get so many booty calls on a weekly basis regardless of what city I’m visiting.

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Five Things That Will Change Your Dating Life

If you are looking to change or revolutionize your sex life, you might want to try following some of the important things I’ve stated below…

Say Hi To The Girl

Some people believe that it’s best to not look too desperate when it comes to meeting a girl that you like. They also suggest that you not make eye contact but I think they are all full of shit. If you like a girl then show her that you care. I’m not talking about being sentimental, I’m talking about letting her know you’re DTF or down to fuck (like most of the college students I know). Even though it might seem that you are giving a girl enough of a sign to let her know you’re attracted to her, there’s a chance that you aren’t. Don’t blow your chance by acting shy. Grab your balls and tell a girl that you find her sexy and attractive. Let her know you’re down to bang. According to dating expert Hayley Quinn, women always like being approached, so make sure you approach her. Jump start a mutual connection between you two if you haven’t done so via online messaging already.

Contact Her

If you like a girl and your date went well, then do yourself a favor and contact her. You can contact her the very next day. Sure some people think that’s overkill but I disagree. You like getting pussy, right? Then why not try and get some more? If you like the girl, just text her and say hi. It will only be good for your casual sex relationship if that’s what you’re trying to establish. When you message or text her, she’ll either text you back or she’s going to dodge the text. Those are the only two choices. Don’t be scared of either one.

Use Pickup Lines

Contrary to popular belief that says pickup lines are out of date, they aren’t. If you want to attract a girl and hopefully have sex with her, try to approach her with a couple pick up lines that work. Pick up lines are not cheesy. They are effective and simply get you laid more than most think. The pickup lines you use do matter. You’ll need to feel the girls out to determine which are best for you to try and use. If she seems a bit dirty, then go for the wild lines or more sexual ones.

Act Eager

Eager people get what they want, no matter what that might be. If you want to find someone to fuck then you need to act eager about it. Be enthusiastic about meeting up with people and taking them on dates. The idea here is that you end up showing some women that you’re willing to put forth the effort to get in their pants and in return you get pussy!

Drink Buying

Some people believe that you should not let your date or any women buy their own drinks. I’m not so sure if I agree with that notion. Bekka Bowling, a renowned comedian says that guys can always ask a girl if she wants a drink but that might not be the best approach. Some girls like to buy their own drinks to look independent and they say you money by doing so. My advice to you would be to let any woman that you’re trying to fuck buy her own beverage. If she accepts your libation then wonderful, but if not, it doesn’t mean she doesn’t want the D. That said, keep on trying to bang her!

If you’re trying to meet women using the Uberhorny dating app or site then you need to try and apply some of the advice that I’ve mentioned above. I can almost guarantee that you’ll be happy that you did!