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A while back I had mentioned that I really enjoy having sex with girls that are in great shape. If you didn’t get a chance to read that article I suggest you check it out here. Anyway, if you want to meet fit girls then you need to go to the gym. If you are in need of a workout and you’re thinking about getting a gym membership, here are 10 kinds of people that you can expect to see at the local gym. Yes, some are smoking hot girls that have insane bodies. Just keep reading to understand every type.

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Ten Types Of Gym People You’ll Meet

Here’s a short list of the types of people you may or may not run into at the gym…
1. Gym Attention Seekers (People Who Come For Attention) – These people clearly come to be seen. They grunt too loud and they strut around a little too much.
2. Overachievers – These gym goers always make you feel like you are not doing enough. Their bodies are ripped and they know just the right machines to get ripped. You’ll always feel inferior next to them.
3. Underachievers – These types of people mull around and never seem sure what machine they are getting on next. They usually just end up in the pool or the Jacuzzi or they hang out on the machines and play with their phones.
4. Time Wasters (People taking too much time on the machines) – Machine hogs are among the most annoying. They see you standing there waiting for them, but they still take way too much time between reps and look around until you finally move to another machine.
5. Oversized Casual Gym Enthusiasts – I hate to pick on overweight individuals but there are always those casual gym goers who clearly don’t frequent the gym. They approach their workout with fierceness, only to lose interest and show up again months later and 20 pounds heavier.
6. Peak Time Only Visitors – I know many people can only go after work or on the weekend, but some clearly just come during peak times to be seen and they seem annoyed when all the machines are taken.
7. Unfocused Awkward Bodies – You have likely seen these people if you frequent the gym. They work too hard on one part of their body and neglect others causing them to look awkward and misshapen.
8. Old Folks – I’m not going to pick on the elderly here, but there are always a group of senior citizens in the pool, jacuzzi and many of the lighter machines. Bless their hearts. At least they are making an effort.
9. Super Buff Ladies – These ladies are a sight to behold with all their bulging muscles that make it hard not to stare.
10. Smoking Hot Girls – Speaking of a sight to behold. Last but not least, these ladies are, by far, the biggest distraction. If you get a tight bodied girl with yoga pants and revealing gym clothes stretching next to you, good luck with finishing a focused workout.

Well, for the most part, that’s a quick rundown of the types of people you are likely to run into at the gym. What you need to know is that many of these people like to fuck. Since working out makes most people’s hormone levels spike, they become really horny. As a result, they like to fuck people they meet at the gym. Be sure to bring your trusty smartphone and stay logged into the dating site you use to meet people for sex. If you haven’t joined one, quit fucking around and join Uberhorny today.

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Why Looks Matter But Aren’t Everything

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Let me just say that if you think looks are the only thing that matters when it comes to dating then you’re wrong. Sure looks matter but they aren’t everything. In fact, they only matter just a little bit. I’m going to tell you why they don’t matter as much as you think.

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Reasons Why Looks Aren’t Everything

Here are a few reasons why looks are not everything when it comes to hooking up with people. You should read this carefully so you understand exactly what I’m trying to tell you. There’s a good chance you’ll like what I have to say here.

Someone For Everyone
One of the main reasons why looks aren’t everything is due to the simple fact that there really is someone out there for everyone. Whether you are hotter than a Victoria’s Secret supermodel or if you look like the hunchback of Notre Dame, there’s a chance someone is out there for you.

People In The World
There are lots of ugly people that live in the world today. I know, it sucks to hear that but I had to say it. There are literally millions of people that you probably think are ugly and that’s okay. You don’t have to fuck everyone you see, just the people that you personally find attractive. The good news is that Uber Horney doesn’t really have any ugly people as members. You can avoid most of those ugly people simply by joining the site.

Fuck Like A Champ
If you can fuck like a champ then you are going to get laid. It doesn’t matter how ugly you are. People want to have sex with others that are good in bed. I personally know some ugly people that get more pussy than most that I know.

You Are Hung
If you have a big dick and you have been unfortunately stricken by the ugly stick then you are in luck. Having a big dick can get you laid even if you aren’t the best to look at. The good news is the lots of hookup sites give you a chance to show off your goods or share something about yourself. If you have a big dick then use it to your advantage! Tell the world about it via your dating profile.

Some Girls Don’t Care
There are some girls out there that just do not give two shits how ugly you are. They literally just want someone to stick a dick inside them. These girls hang out online looking for “The D” and you’ll be able to find them for sure.

All that being said, if you’re ugly as fuck and you’ve spent time crying about it, I want you to stop right now. You’ll find someone to have sex with eventually if you join a dating site like this one!

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Shower Sex Isn’t as Hot as It Sounds

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We’ve all fantasized or have had shower sex in our lifetime. Many of us bang girls in the shower, right? Am I alone here on this one? There are so many things about having sex in the shower that seem appealing. I’m talking a laundry list of things that make this super appealing and I’m sure you can think of just as many reasons of not more than me. The water and the soap make your bodies warm, wet and slippery. You are both already nude with easy access to each other’s erogenous zones. All this might be well and good, but there are some disadvantages that many fail to realize until they are trying to have the shower sex that they assumed would be so hot. It’s not as hot as it sounds and some girls don’t even get horny in the shower due to it being such a fuck show.

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Reasons Shower Sex Isn’t What It’s Cracked Up To Be

I personally never ask my booty calls to head to the shower with me. Instead, I prefer to fuck them on my bed and tell them to GTFO here! First of all, unless you are a rich man with a bathroom built for a king, there is not much room to move around in the shower. Things get very awkward very quickly when you realize that you can’t get in there like you want to. Plus, the shower stream can only cover so much area. One of you is always getting drenched by the water while the other one is standing away from the water and often get a bit of a chill.

It’s also kind of dangerous to have sex in the shower if you think about it. You would think that it would be hot that both of you are all wet and slippery, but your bodies aren’t the only thing that’s slippery. You could slip and fall if you get thrown off balance during sex and that is easy to do when both of you are trying to move around in a confined space and keep your footing.

When having sex, switching into different positions can elevate the arousal of both of you. This is another thing that is limited when it comes to having sex in the shower. Both of you are standing, so it’s going to take some improvisation to get your holes to line up. She either needs to put her leg up on something or you have to try to get in a position where she can get on top which is almost impossible unless you lie down on the floor of the shower. Getting into these positions could get very dangerous and both of you could end up on the bathroom floor with your heads busted open. That’s no fun.

I’m not saying that shower sex is impossible or even that it’s not possible to have good sex in the shower unless you live in a mansion with a kick ass bathroom. It can get pretty awkward and even dangerous so use caution and realize it’s going to take some skills to do it right.

In the event that you have the right bathroom setup at your house or if you rented a hotel room and the skills to be able to maneuver and perform in the shower without killing yourself then, by all means, get online, meet someone and fuck that girl in your shower until she screams or squirts all over the place! Of course, you won’t know the difference, you’ll already be soaking wet. Hahahah!

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Five Advantages Of Dating A Tall Girl

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I typically don’t write about true dating and this post is more geared toward actual dating. Not just dating, but dating a tall girl. Let’s face it, tall girls are smoking hot and they turn heads. Most models that you see in magazines are tall and thin, but they don’t represent most girls. Most girls are closer to 5 feet than they are 6 feet, so finding a tall girl to date is rarer than one might think. If you do end up dating a tall girl, you are one of the lucky ones. Below are five of the many advantages of dating a long and tall girl that’s looking for either sex, fun or better yet, both!

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5 Reasons Why Dating A Tall Girl Is Great

I’ll keep this pretty short (pun intended) and I suggest that you read it even if you hate dating and you just like to meet girl to fuck. even if all you care about is simply getting laid tonight, I still suggest that you read this. It may cause a shift in your thinking.

Tall girls seem less flighty – I’m not saying that all short girls are flighty, but many of them are. There are always exceptions but we are talking percentages here. There is a smaller amount of tall ladies and, from my experience, most of them are pretty grounded and don’t rattle on about mundane things or gossip. They seem to know what’s important or at least have a closer connection with what guys are interested in. They also take full advantage of any and all opportunities to have sex with someone. Likely because they just don’t get as many as short girls that give up their pussy like it’s on clearance during Christmas season.

Tall girls tend to make good buddies (I mean fuck buddies) – This advantage is a sort of extension of the last advantage. Tall girls seem to relate to guys more and share more of the same interests. When a girl is tall and towers over other girls, they tend to hang out with guys more because they aren’t considered one of the girls. Ladies often dislike having a friend that towers over them. They get the perception that she hogs up all the attention. I know, crazy but it’s true!

Tall girls make you look good – This one is simple. I don’t know about you but, when I see a guy walking down the street with a tall goddess, it automatically makes me think that this guy has got something going on. He’s the guy walking around with the hot model looking chick who makes everyone turn their heads and pay attention.

Her tall body makes her look hot in just about anything – Some of the sexiest and most fashionable outfits are made to fit a tall frame. She doesn’t need tall heels to elongate her body and make her look better. Clothes hang on her like they do on the models in the magazines and she can make a garbage bag look sexy.

Her body is a wonderland in the bedroom – And now we come to the biggest and most important advantage of dating a tall girl. Her body. You have not lived until you get a tall girl in bed. She will rock your world and you can climb her like a tree. You can spend hours exploring every inch of her body. Once you make her horny, it’s game on until she orgasms!

I’ve basically given you five incredible reasons why you should simply “go for it” when it comes to dating tall girls. Put aside your macho bullshit attitude and date a tall girl or at least try and fuck one. You won’t regret it.

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Why Hotel Sex Is The Best Sex

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I thoroughly enjoy having hotel sex and I’m sure that you do too if you know what I’m referring to. I don’t care if it’s with a local college girl or some mature horny milf that I met at the gym. It’s incredible almost ever single time. I love renting a hotel suite and just going to town on some anxious dripping wet woman. There are plenty of reasons why I bring girls I meet online to hotels more so than my house. It’s because hotels are awesome for having sex.

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Six Reasons Hotel Sex Is Awesome

Here are a few reasons why hotel sex is awesome. Make no mistake, these aren’t the only reasons but some of those that I just thought of off the top of my head.

Foreplay In The Elevator
Having foreplay in an elevator is thrilling. It’s one of those things that you can’t miss out on if you are staying in a nice hotel. I never waste an opportunity to try and hook up in an elevator with a horny girl that I just connected with. It’s risky but the sexual rush is awesome and it’s a perfect primer for the hotel room.

50/50 Zone
Having hotel sex with someone means that neither of you really are in one or the others zone. It’s 50/50 or what I consider neutral and that makes things less stressful for both parties. You don’t want someone snooping around your house to find things that turn them off right? Of course not! They won’t be found in a hotel room!

Soundproof Walls
Let me tell you something, your house or apartment are not soundproof. The luxury hotel down the street is soundproof and allows you or your sex partner to moan and scream all you want. Basically, you can pound that horny girl you just had drinks with in the hotel lobby without having your neighbors ask you questions about the tornado in your apartment the next day.

Big Clean Bed
Hotel sex comes with the perk of walking into a big clean freshly made bed. There something that is comforting about hooking up in a bed with clean sheets that are tightly made. It doesn’t make for any mishaps that sheets flying everywhere can cause. Not to mention that it makes you look clean as fuck.

Awesome Shower And Bathroom
If you rented a nice room at a great hotel then chances are you have access to a very nice shower and bathroom. I’m not saying that you have to use it but you both might as well right! Fuck her in the shower and then again on the bed.

No Clean Up
When having sex in a hotel, all you have to do is through out the condom and walk out the door. Nothing else needs to be done. The maid will take care of the rest. How fucking awesome is that!

Those are a few reasons why are enjoy hotel sex and I’m pretty confident that you feel the same exact way. Hotel sex is different. It is exciting. It adventurous. It is something you should be proud of being able to partake in!

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New Things To Try In The Bedroom

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Let’s face it, the same scene in the bedroom can get really fucking boring. I’m talking super boring. That’s part of the reason I use Uberhorny, so that I can meet new local sex partners to spice things up from time to time. That’s no surprise though really. Whenever you’re in a jam, you may need to find new things to try in bed and I’m going to give you a few things that you can try and incorporate to spice things up.

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A Few New Things To Try In The Bedroom

Here are a few suggestions that I have for you. Now don’t take these lightly and keep an open mind. You may turn out to like a few of them.

Masturbate
Most people masturbate alone. What I’m suggesting is that you each masturbate together with one another. Even if you’ve just met this person. Let her get herself off while you watch and then you do the same. I’ve met plenty of horny women that want nothing more than to have a man watch as they fuck themselves.

Make Out Session For Hours
Try kissing or making out from head to toe for hours. It will become difficult for you to resist one another but I’m sure you’ll both enjoy it for sure. This is a technique that I use quite often and it gets the girls going pretty quickly from time to time.

Handcuffs and Restraints
I love rough sex and some girls actually enjoy being tied up by men. Try working in some handcuff and restraint stuff into the bedroom. You’ll have a great time using these devices just make sure you have a safety word for your partner if it gets too rough. Heck, if you can meet someone at a bar and get them tied up then you’re a fucking pro!

Laughing
When you laugh, you are happy and being happy releases chemicals into your body and bloodstream that are great for you. I try to incorporate some light tickling when possible.

Spanking
Some girls love to be treated like naughty little things. They get wet getting spanked and it’s perfect for starting things up in the bedroom. I’ve had huge success taking this route and I can promise you that you will have the same. Just start gentle and don’t get carried away.

Dildo
Watching a girl use a dildo can turn any man on, especially when the girl is really orgasming hard. If you can find a girl online that likes using dildos then your life will change forever.

Well, these things most certainly will help change your perspective of things in the bedroom for good. Try a few of them out and enjoy!

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Reasons Not To Hire Escorts Ever

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There are quite a few reasons why I absolutely never hire escorts to have sex with me. Sure, it’s obvious that I don’t need to hire them because I can fuck local girls I meet on Uberhorny, but there are many other reasons that I don’t hire girls to fuck me. I’m going to share every reason with you right now.

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Main Reasons Why I Don’t Hire Escorts

These reasons are enough for you to never want to hire an escort. I promise that you’ll never ever spend a dime on hiring a local hooker after you find out what it can lead to.

Too Expensive
Escorts are way too expensive. They basically want all your money just for 30 minutes of pleasure. I’m telling you that in the past before joining this site, I must have spent $4,000 on local escorts thinking that I was getting a deal. I wasn’t getting any deal at all. Instead, I was getting screwed and was going broke paying for sex.

They Lie
Hookers and escorts lie. Horny girls that use local sex dating sites don’t lie. They have nothing to lie about. That said, I was given the run around by quite a few working girls in my day. They lie about the amount of money that you owe them and will try and swindle you out of as much as they possibly can.

They Don’t Give A Fuck
Escorts don’t give a fuck about you. All they care about is getting money and doing what is best for them. That said, they often blame things on the clients to work to their advantage and sometimes that can cause issues. I’ve spent a significant amount of time using dating sites and I can tell you that the quality of girls is much better than those working the corner in your local area.

They Are Dirty Drug Addicts
Most escorts are dirty as fuck and they are the biggest drug addicts on this planet. Having sex with an escort is a huge risk to your health. You’re much better off trying to hook up with a local girl that’s paying for a dating membership versus one that’s just looking for money to support a drug habit.

Legal Trouble
Hiring an escort is illegal in most states. On the other hand, using casual dating sites to meet people for sex is 100% completely legal. Paying for a dating membership is legal and there’s no harm in doing it. I now only use dating sites because I know that they can get me laid for less than $35.00 a month versus an escort that will cost hundreds, if not thousands for only one session. To top it off, you don’t want to get arrested for hiring an escort right?!?!?

These reasons alone should be plenty for you to not want to hire any escort ever. I suggest you stick to dating sites that are proven to help you meet people for sex instead.

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Main Reasons Why I Love Threesomes

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Threesomes are sexual events that the majority of those living in society today don’t accept, nor have they experienced it. However, it’s one of the most sought after relationship goals on the planet. I spent years trying to have a threesome with two girls. Eventually, I ended up getting my wish and it was absolutely incredible. I’ve already told you exactly how to have one. Now I’m going to tell you exactly why I love threesomes and why I have them as often as possible.

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Four Reasons Why I Love Having Threesomes

If you’ve never experienced a threesome then you likely won’t understand why I like them so much. This article should help answer some questions that you might have.

They’re Spontaneous
Threesomes most often happen on a whim. They are frequently not planned and when they are, they don’t seem to go according to plan. The reason I truly love threesomes is that they are about as spontaneous as you can get in terms of having sex with a new partner. Spontaneity keeps life exciting and allows us as individuals to test ourselves and show that we’re actually alive. It makes a huge difference living a life where you’re willing to be spontaneous versus entirely predictable.

Adventurous
Threesomes are adventurous. You never know how they are going to end up from a sexual intercourse perspective. It really varies between each threesome. I’ve had some of the most adventurous sex with three and even four people at a time that I met in an online chat room. We all lived nearby and meeting up was a piece of cake. I felt like Indiana Jones in the bedroom and each one was a life changing experience.

Against The Grain
I’m a bit of a rebel. In fact, I was always the student that did the opposite of what I was told to do. When my parents gave me directions, I rebelled hard and told them to fuck off. Basically, I prefer to go against the grain and this is one of the main reasons I love threesomes. They are so “against the grain” that it’s crazy.

Sexual Pleasure Peaked
The pleasure that I’ve had in the few threesomes that I’ve had were perhaps the best orgasmic occasions that I’ve ever had in my life. Fucking two horny girls from my local college changed my life forever and I don’t think I’ve been the same since. Once you have a chance to fuck more than one girl at a time, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. I will never forget the orgasms I’ve had after meeting two specific girls online and convincing them to both have sex with me at the same time. It was the ultimate level of pleasure!

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FWB Rules You Must Understand

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I’ve already told you what FWB means so you should have a pretty good idea of what that encompasses. However, some people don’t follow the FWB rules. They can’t help themselves from being rebels and breaking the rules. However the more you break the rules, the less amount of time you will end up having sex with your friends with benefits. Just follow these rules (always).

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6 FWB Rules That You Must Always Follow

These six rules are the important FWB rules that you’ll ever come across. Pay very close attention to each one of them if you like getting laid.

Have Sex Every Single Time
Let’s assume you have a FWB relationship that you’ve established with someone. It’s important that you have sex with that person each time that you see them. You can’t go out for ice cream or invite them over to watch a movie and not have sex with them. In fact, if you do just that it’s going to cost you in the long run. Sex every time is super important because it sets boundaries and makes a statement that you’re really all about the sex and nothing else. That’s important.

No Sleep Overs
The next important rule never to break is the sleepover rule. Your FWB should never sleep over your house and you should never sleep over their house either. It’s always best to have a half night stand with your FWB at the very most. In fact, just fucking and leaving is completely acceptable and in fact, warranted. I highly suggest that you never sleep over her house.

Once Per Week Only
You don’t need to have sex with your “friend” more than once per week. BFs and GFs have sex a few times per week. Once you start banging on a more constant basis it becomes something more intimate and meaningful. I’d highly suggest that you only have sex with your FWB a maximum of one time per week. That’s all that you should do it. Anything more than that is going to bit you in your ass.

Avoid Cute Date Stuff
Don’t go out on dates with this person. You must remember that you’re not dating each other, you’re having mindless sex and that’s all that both of you should be looking for. If either one of you are looking to go on a romantic dinner date then you’re no longer going to be considered just friends with benefits. It’s nothing personal, I’m just saying that you want to keep things as emotionless as possible.

Don’t Hang During Holidays
Spend time during holidays with your own families. Do not hang out with one another. It’s perhaps that icing on the cake when it comes to getting closer with someone. Your family will start to wonder who this person is and it’s going to turn into a real relationship at some point.

Don’t Smother Her
Lastly, of the FWB rules, do not ever smother your FWB. Smothering is a surefire way to get someone to want to break up with you. I’ve seen it happen on many occasions. You fuck a girl that’s just a friend and you continue to ask her to bang and she gets pissed off because you don’t give her enough space. Next thing you know, she’s no longer fucking you and it’s over!

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Sex On Third Date Is A Must Or Bust!

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Look, there are some instances where you just can’t seal the deal. First and second dates didn’t get you there. You’re hoping to have sex on the third date. I’m going to do my best to help you achieve that and if not, I’ll give you some alternative options.

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Have Sex On The Third Date With These Tactics

For starters, sex on the first, second or third date is not impossible. In fact, It happens to me all the time. It really depends on the dating site that I’m using though. Most of the time, when I’m using a site like Uberhorny.com, I end of getting laid on the first night and sometimes without even paying for dinner. However, on the rare occasion that I can’t seal the deal on either the first date or second date, I do my best to get luck on the third date. Here are a few things that I do to seal the deal.

I’m more vocal
When I’m on a third date and I still haven’t fucked the girl that I’m out with then I’m always more vocal about how sexually attracted I am to her. I do this because I want her to know how much I truly want her. It’s important that she understand that from the beginning of the date and being vocal about it works pretty well.

I Don’t Waste Time
I never waste time on third dates. For example, I always make them at night and with an intimate setting. There’s no sense in wasting more time since you’ve already wasted a couple of night with her that didn’t get your dick inside her.

I Ask Her To Come Back To My Place
If I’m trying to get laid on date three, then I’ll always ask someone to come back to my place. Doing so gets me one step closer to getting them into the bedroom. If she’s not willing to go back to my place then I try and speed the date up as quickly as possible.

I Always Drink
If it’s your third date, then I want both my date and I to get drunk. Why? Well, there’s more of a chance that we will have sex if we’re both wasted.

I Text Before
If I’m going out on a third date and I want to have sex with someone, I’ll send them a sexy or flirty text message a few hours before the date. I want them to know how “into them” I really am and maybe she’ll wear something naughty for me if I do that. I don’t know why I take this approach nor do I know why it works, but it does.

If by chance you cannot seal the deal on the third date and you’re only dating because you want to get laid then you need to cut ties and never call her again. She’s looking for something more serious and all you’re looking for is horny girls that want dick. Get back on that dating site and find another dirty girl to fuck tonight instead!