Why Spring Break Is Perfect For Dating

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March is right around the corner and if you don’t know what that means, it means that spring break is almost here and things are going to start getting pretty crazy! If you’re not trying to meet someone that’s DTF during spring break then you’re nuts! It’s the perfect time for dating.

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Reasons Why Spring Break Is Dating Time

It’s A Hookup Goldmine
Okay, so if you’ve never been on any spring break trips with your friends then you’re missing out. It’s a known fact that spring break is considered to be a hookup goldmine. In fact, it’s probably one of the most sought after times that people actually want to fuck without a care in the world.

Girls Are Drunk
That’s right! Girls get drunk on spring break and that makes things that much more interesting. Kegs, shots, party balls and all that jazz. Next thing you know, you meet a girl on a dating app and you went from taking shots to banging her. It’s classic! Just make sure you don’t do anything stupid while you’re drunk. Worst case, you won’t have to use any typical PUA one liners, at least, to spark things up. The booze does that for you.

Time To Try Something New
College students love trying new shit. Dating someone online might be something new for someone out there and maybe even hooking up with some random is too. Whatever. You get the picture I think, right?

Everyone’s Traveling
During my spring break phase, I slightly remember traveling to nice exotic locations with friends to get drunk and high. When you’re traveling, there’s a good chance you’re going to meet people that you’ll never ever see again in your lifetime. Use that to your advantage.

Half Naked Already
If you’re on a trip to some crazy beach in Florida or if you’re lucky maybe Cancun, then you’re already surrounded by girls that are half naked. Now is the time to get them naked, not when they are fully dressed. Hit the water and fuck a girl. You only live once!

Good luck on your spring break adventures!

How To Tell If A Girl Likes You

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The mind of a female is pretty hard to understand. Her emotions and how she reacts towards a man she likes is quite different from how she reacts towards the average guy.  Unlike us, women don’t just think about eating, sleeping and having sex. They have a whole different way of doing things and their emotions are what give away their thoughts. Sometimes it’s important to be able to tell if a girl likes you or not. Since the rise of social media and mobile phone applications, how men and women react and flirt has changed a lot. If a woman or girl is into you, she’s eventually going to start showing you signs. It is then up to you to fine-tune your skills so that you can easily catch on to those signs. You must then do something about it!

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Here’s How To Tell If A Girl Likes You

Here’s how you can learn to pick up on the positive signals of a woman and determine whether she’s into you or not.

She laughs a lot
Whether you are talking using a dating app, via text, on the phone or face to face, if a girl is into you, she’s going to laugh a lot. Just tell her any joke or say something silly and see how she reacts. She’s trying to tell you that she is enjoying communicating with you a lot and loves your company.

Another thing she may do is show you that she is really interested in whatever you say to her. Watch her attention towards you. If she is paying close attention to whatever you are saying, there is a huge chance she digs you secretly. Why else would she want to put in the effort of having a conversation with you. It’s not because you’re cool. It’s because she’s either into you or she’s not!

She’ll post stuff that will interest you on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook
When a girl likes a guy, she will deliberately post stuff that might interest you. And she’ll possibly even tag you. For example, if you play video games and you know that your crush has no interest in video games but she still posts an update about something interests you and then tags you in it. It probably means she’s trying to catch your attention and that she’s into you.

She starts the conversation
One of the biggest hints that she’s into you comes in the form if she keeps on starting a conversation with you on random topic. For example, if she texts you telling you something silly happened to her at work or in class, she probably likes you and wants to talk to you. She may even want to fuck you!

She asks you to accompany her
This is a huge sign especially if she asks you to accompany her on a concert/movie/theater or any other activity. This means she wants to go out with you and probably likes you. At this point, you should do whatever it is that you need to do in order to try and get her to want to have sex with you. Try and turn her on at the event that you accompany her without being too much of a sleaze.

How To Get Your Ex Girlfriend Back

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I typically don’t write on this topic but I’ve had so many conversations with people this week on how to get your ex girlfriend back that I just had to share it with you. Has your girlfriend recently broke up with you? If so, then good! You should start by immediately joining a dating site to try and find someone to bang regardless of whether or not you want to get back together with her. Just do it. Anyway, breaking up can be really hard for the both of you but it doesn’t mean that it is the end of a relationship. If she broke up with you, there has to be a reason behind it. Hopefully, the reason wasn’t that you sucked in bed!

Get Back With Your Ex Girlfriend

If you really want her back in your life again, you must understand and determine why she broke up with you in the first place. Getting your ex girlfriend back isn’t impossible. It requires a few steps and compromises but in the end, you can always get her back if you are serious. Following are some of the best things to do after a break up to get her back again. Remember what I said though about hooking up online. I’d suggest trying to find a girl to fuck in the interim!

Give Her Some Space

When you break up with your ex girlfriend, try not to act like you desperately need her back in your life. Instead, get into a complete no contact zone for a couple of days. During the no contact period, make sure you do not get in touch with her no matter what happens. If she contacts you, do your best to ignore it.

This no contact period is for two reasons. One, she will start forgetting about the negative picture you set which made her split up with you in the first place and secondly, she will get enough time to think about the two of you once again. Hopefully, she’ll be thinking about how awesome the sex was!

The no contact period should be at least 7-10 days because that is the bare minimum time when she finally gets rid of all the negative thoughts but still has the good memories intact.

During this time, if she tries to contact you, do not answer her messages or texts. You will have to disappear completely and make her wonder what happened to you.

Return As The New You

During the no contact period, focus on the negative parts of your personality and start improving them. For example, if there is a particular habit your girlfriend didn’t like, change that. You have to improve on the negative points to finally have something to offer her and get her back.

During this period try to grieve as much as you can and then go out and have fun. If you return to your girlfriend in the same miserable condition you left, things aren’t going to turn out good. It’s just a cyclic cycle that you’ll be creating.

Return as a better person and show her that you are happy but do remind her of the good times you had together. If you nail this perfectly, she will come back to you in no time. I also suggest that you dress like a boss and make sure she notices that you’re threads are top notch. If she doesn’t, then that’s okay too. That’s why I suggested that you use the dating sites that exist out there and try your best to get laid as often as possible in your downtime. Remember, you’re not the only single person trying to get over someone. There’s plenty of girls out there on horny dating sites that are looking to fuck! Go find them and do it!

The Lean Casual Dating Checklist

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Eric Ries once wrote a book called The Lean Startup. It was about launching a product and doing so as quickly as possible with the bare essentials in order to be successful. Well, I was reading that book and I actually created my version of that called the lean casual dating checklist. It’s pretty much a checklist of everything that I think is essential when it comes to both using dating sites and being prepared for sex at any place and anytime.

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Here’s The Lean Casual Dating Checklist

Have Condoms
You guessed it. If you’re using a dating site or app then you need to be prepared at ALL TIMES just in case that one chance comes along where you can actually get laid. In that case, you better have condoms on you. Don’t ask questions, just go get some condoms. Simple as that really. Do it and come back and read the rest of this post.  (And also read the first date advice article.)

Clean Shorts
A topic that some might be too embarrassed to admit but you my friend might be the owner of some old underwear. In which case, you need to lose those things and pick up a pair of fresh undies to impress. If you’re wearing underwear that’s just completely raggedy then you’re off to a bad start.

Money
Even if you’re not paying for it, you’re still paying for it. Have some cash on you at all times. I suggest having a minimum of one hundred dollars on you if you want to be extra prepared. No one likes to look like a chump with empty pockets and it’s certainly not going to get you anywhere with the ladies.

Credit Card
Just in case you run out of cash, I’d suggest having a credit card on your person at all times. I can’t tell you how handy this has been in the event that I run into someone I meet online and they want to get a hotel room right then to bang. Be ready for it.

Cell Phone
You will, of course, need a cell phone to connect via your dating website of choice. If you don’t have a smartphone then I suggest you step your game up today.

Excuse
Lastly and I hate to bring this one up but you need to have an excuse. What I mean by that is that you need to have an out if you decide you don’t want to go through with the hookup. Make sure you have someone on the back-end that you can count on to relieve you of this.

That my friend is that short and sweet lean casual dating checklist and that’s all you need in order to get your hookup success going!

Dating Profiles Advice: Things To Stop Mentioning Now

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There are certain things that I need to bring to your attention right away and that’s mentioning stupid things on your dating profiles. I give great dating profiles advice, so I’ve put together a list of different things that you need to stop mentioning immediately on your profiles. Take a moment to read this in its entirety.

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Dating Profile Advice To Stop Mentioning Certain Things

Tinderella
No one gives a shit whether or not you’re seriously looking for your Tinder Cinderella or so called, “Tinderalla.” Honestly, if you use this in your profile you’re going to look like an idiot. The women on these sites are not that gullible. Don’t even try it.

I’m Shy, Please Message Me
Avoid using the typical, you make the first move message. It screams laziness and already seems like you’re not willing to put in any work. If you can’t write a simple message, how the heck do you expect to get laid. Really?  You’ll never get a first date if you do that crap.

Serious Inquiries Only
I don’t even know what that means nor does anyone else reading your profile. If you’re looking for serious inquiries only then it sounds like you’re selling something. Unless you’re an escort, you better remove that from your profile immediately. You are online to hookup with someone. You are not conducting an interview here so really, cut the shit.

Just Moved Here
Stop telling everyone that you just moved to the city and that you’re looking for someone to help show you around the city. That’s bullshit and no one wants to be your personal tour guide. They want to bang. You’re not fooling anyone.

Why Did I Join This
If you have to put this on your dating profile in an attempt to look cool or attract others, you are not going to be successful doing so. No one knows why you joined this other than you so stop asking stupid questions.

I’m Looking For Fun
If you have to tell people that you’re looking for fun then I question your intelligence. We are all looking for fun online. Heck, the only reason we all joined a dating website was to have fun and get laid. If you have to literally write that then I bet you’ve never gotten laid online.

I Love Everything
Don’t write your profile as if you love everything in the world. It’s impossible and no one really cares what you love. They only care if you’re down to fuck. If you are, then just say it and leave it at that. Leave out your love for puppies, puzzles and pizza. Seriously.

Those are a few basic suggestions to consider when writing your profile. I strongly urge that you stop mentioning everything that I’ve covered here. Start taking this advice I’m giving on dating profiles because it’s one of the most important parts of dating online.

First Date 101 and Things You Want To Happen

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First dates can be a bit nerve-racking, even when you’re using a casual dating app to try and get lucky. For many that have removed themselves from the dating game for quite some time, it may leave you, even more anxious. I’ve created what I call the  “first date 101” list which lists a number of things that you’ll want to be aware of a first date in order to help you focus more on accomplishing tasks versus being nervous.

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First Date 101 Checklist

Here’s a simple first date checklist that can be applied to casual dating as well as mainstream dating. There is a stronger focus on casual dating here. Sorry, I like hooking up. LOL!

Make Her Laugh

Women like men that have a sense of humor. You need to be sure to try and make her laugh. This is a definite your first date 101 list and it should be included. Making your date laugh can help break the ice and put everyone in a calmer mood.

Buy Her A Drink

I know, it’s probably assumed but I’m going to mention it anyway. You’ll want to try and buy your date a drink. Alcohol can really make for a fun date so long as both of you don’t consume too much.

Get Her To Share Something

This is a checklist essential! If you want to get in her pants, you’ll have to get her to open up to you about herself. I always suggest trying to get your date to share something personal and each time that I’ve been able to do this, I’ve increased my chances of getting laid for sure.

Get Her To A Hotel

You guessed it right here! You’ll want to add this to your checklist, especially if you’ve got your eye on the prize and by that I’m referring to getting laid. Getting your date to a hotel will put you one step closer to getting laid.

Get Her To Touch You

I’ve personally had seen my chances of getting laid increase when my date is more physical during a first date. Getting your date to touch you should definitely be on your checklist.

Yes, I know that it’s a really short first date 101 checklist but I believe in focusing on a few important things versus a lot of the little things. Once you meet someone using one of the best dating sites for hooking up, line up a date and read this again before you go out with them!

Autocomplete Created A Bad Dating Profile

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Okay, I normally don’t share things other than my personal experiences on this site but I couldn’t resist sharing this guys profile. He broke the ultimate rule of online dating and that’s creating a really bad dating profile. This guy took things to new heights and he did so using the infamous Autocomplete from Google. Yup, you guessed it! It was pretty ridiculous.

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Guy Creates A Bad Dating Profile Using Autocomplete

First off, the guy that did this is known on Twitter as TechnicallyRon. I have no idea why on Earth he would have done this unless it was for some PR stunt. What I can say is that it is a prime example as to why you need to hand type and put real thought into your online dating profile.

Apparently, Autocomplete had this guy “living in a shed” and being “born in the dark.” One thing that it did do fairly successfully was present things that he enjoyed. That is, assuming that he enjoys taking long walks on the beach and spending time with turtles. He also put down that he likes dogs and likes to party.

Oh but it gets much better! According to Autocomplete, his ideal partner is someone that is addicted to booze who can fix his car. It goes on and on here people. Here’s the screenshot of the profile that he set up.

Guys, I’m telling you one last time. If you’re desperately seeking to get laid, do not make the idiotic move of posting an Autocomplete profile. It’s bound to not get you anywhere other than a few good laughs from some nerds and Internet folks.

TechnicallyRon, I have a shitload of respect for you just because you helped point out how important this aspect of dating really is. Had you not done this then none of us would know how seriously important it is for us to describe our wants and needs when it comes to getting laid. In basic terms that mean just be honest and write a normal dating profile if you want to find women to have sex with.

Dress For Success In Order To Get Laid

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If you want to get laid on your Uberhorny date then you best dress for success. Yes, this rule applies not just for a shitty job that you can’t wait to get out of on a daily basis. It also applies to dating and especially first dates. If you want to get lucky and actually score, you can’t do so if you’re dressed like a douchebag or grub. You need to dress the part to play the part. These few basic fashion tips should help you get lucky.

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Four ‘Dress For Success’ Tips For Your Sex Date

I’m going to cut to the chase here and get all this out so you can spend time looking for women and setting up your dates instead of wasting time reading this. I’ll keep it short and sweet so pay attention if you want to get lucky on your upcoming dates.

Don’t Underdress

It is always better to overdress than show up underdressed. If you’re trying to hook up and you show up in some shitty old jeans and a ripped tee shirt, I can guarantee you’re not getting laid. Now, on the other hand, if you look like you actually care about your body and you dress sharp for your date, you’ll be taken more seriously and there’s a good chance that will be a turn-on for her.

Wear a Timepiece

There are a few things that women notice on a guy. One of those things is your watch. If you’re not wearing a watch, it’s not the end of the world. However, if you have a nice watch I’d recommend that you put it on before you leave the house. It shows a woman that you’ve got some class and that you’re not afraid to spend your money on nice things. She should expect to get something nice too, like your D inside her. LOL

Easy on the Cologne

Okay, this one is serious. If you spell like you took a bath in your Drakkar before you walk out the door, you better turn the fuck around and take a shower. That’s the last thing any new woman wants, a headache from the fumes of your shitty cologne. Use it sparingly and you’ll have better luck.

 Forget The Tie

If you’re going on a date with a woman and you’re going out for dinner and drinks, unless it’s a really fancy place, leave your tie at home. If it’s the Grammy’s or Oscars then you can wear a tie. Other than that, forget about it. You’ll look like you’re trying to hard.

Well, those are my top dress for success tips for any sex date. Remember that you’re trying to represent yourself well enough for a woman to want to have sex with you. Don’t wear something stupid that makes her think twice. It’s not going to get you anywhere. Instead, dress for success and you’ll have a better chance at getting laid. Now, if you’re having trouble even lining up a date, we have to take a few steps back and make sure your online profile is perfect before we do anything.

 

Chicago Bars To Meet Horny Girls And Hookup

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Chicago is a great place to visit. It’s also a great place to drink and meet horny girls. I’ve visited Chicago about a half a dozen times and each time I’ve been lucky enough to hookup with someone. Now, that doesn’t mean that I can guarantee if you go to one of these Chicago bars that you’re going to get laid for sure. But I can attest to the fact that I’ve succeeded 5 of 6 visits to the windy city and all with different girls. I have personally been to each of the differeny bars listed below.

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Getting Laid In Chicago: Bars To Meet and Hookup

Here’s my personal recommended list of spots to basically hang out in hopes of getting laid – this avoids you have to mainstream date.   It’s not easy getting laid anywhere these days. But if you go to the right places and use the right hookup apps then you can make it happen a heck of a lot!

The Irish Oak

This is one of my favorite Chicago bars and definitely the best spot to down a Guinness and a nice corned beef sandwich. It sounds like a spot that’s not really known for finding hookups.

I understand that. But just trust me and go to the bar. You especially need to visit this bar during a football game because it’s filled with hot girls that like to hookup.

Some women have even described the bar as being the perfect hookup bar. Just get your butt there and get some. The bar is located at 3511 N. Clark Street and it’s pretty easy to find.

Berlin

Okay, so the Berlin bar is strange. You’ll understand what I’m talking about the second you step foot into the bar. However, it’s the kind of place where there are no rules and finding someone to hookup with is extremely normal.

The Berlin isn’t known for it’s food, but for it’s crazy house music bumping until 4AM six night a week. The Berlin is located at 954 W. Belmont Ave. I got lucky in the bathroom in this bar just before close. I almost got caught too.

Town Hall Pub

If you like being outdoors and enjoy a game of corn hole and a juke box then you probably want to stop by this place.

It’s the type of bar where I would go for a few shots of whiskey and a chance to meet some free spirit college girls.

This bar is located at 3340 N. Halsted St. and it’s a recommended day time spot.

The Long Room

Now, when I first visited this bar, I never thought that this was a hookup place. It’s laid out like a typical neighborhood bar and the kind of place that one would typically visit to listen to music and hang with friends.

However, this tavern does have a vintage photobooth that’s perfect for some first encounter fun. Perhaps that will turn into something more sexual. The tavern is located at 1612 W Irving Park Rd.

Slippery Slope

If you like dancing and a busy bar with lots of hooking up options then you’re going to love the Slippery Slope.

This bar has even won awards for being so great and it’s an online dating favorite. definitely do not go to Chicago without visiting this bar. This is located at 2357 N. Milwaukee Ave.

Mullen’s

I’ve hooked up here before and I think it’s only because I love playing darts and drinking. I visited this bar, took shots with a couple of girls that I met and ended up taking one of them into an empty stall to bang.

It was a night I’ll never forget. If you like darts, then you’re going to enjoy this. Mullen’s is located at 3527 N. Clark Street.

3 Dating Facts I Learned While Researching

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I normally share mare own thoughts on dating. I decided to take some time last night to actually research a bit and I found three dating facts that you need to know. Don’t worry, these facts are all positive and if you’re an online dating website user then you’ll like what I have to say.

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Three Online Dating Facts To Know

Americans Love Online Dating
According to an article published by Pew Research, online dating is widely accepted by the majority of Americans. In fact, 59% of Americans said that online dating is a good way to meet people. This further solidifies the fact that meeting people using technology with the purpose of hooking up is pretty much normal. If you’re not doing it then you might be the weird one.

25 – 34 Year Olds Like It Most
According to the same survey, 22% of individuals between the ages of 25 and 34 have used an online dating website. Surprisingly, only 10% of individuals between the ages of 18-24 have used a dating site or app at one point in time. I thought that this number would be a lot higher. However, there are a ton of people living today in that age bracket and if you’re looking to meet someone between 18-24 you should still join. There’s no shortage of users, I promise!

People Ask For Profile Help
Here’s another interesting fact, according to a study, about 30% of women have asked for help when creating a dating profile. This is in comparison to 16% of men that ask for help. Now, I didn’t need any help when putting my perfect profile together but you shouldn’t feel awkward if you do. Just ask a friend or read my article on perfect dating profiles.

The Takeaway
Okay, so by now you should finally feel less worried about venturing into the online dating world if you haven’t done it yet. It’s quite common and in the event that you’re looking to get laid, you would be absolutely foolish not to do so. I’ve spent almost 10 years using dating sites and for the most part, it’s been a very enjoyable experience. I say just do it and you’ll never look back!

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